AC what you did there.

At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.

Too many toes and a hard tackle.  Rex Ryan just soaked his beanbag chair

He hired OJ Simpson Asset Recovery Services

“...Police responded to a home invasion at a residence on Hickory Pass near the Cherokee County line.” They arrived via stagecoach, 4 days later as the river was difficult to fjord in the rainy season. Of the 4 responding officers dispatched, 2 perished en route due to dysentery. 

Is she saying “that was fair”?

as she hits the word “free” you can see the national anthem go back and to the left

Nominating for comment of the year.

Man, Carol Channing looks really good for 97!

That was ba-yeah-yeah-yad.

This guy is clearly a dick. Nix one idea: don’t pardon Agnew.

The Deadspin staff proposes to eliminate programs that literally help keep our poorest and most vulnerable people alive? Goes out of its way to defend Nazis?

If I am pissing off people who still wear Zubaz, I am probably doing something right.

Tony Kornheiser was suspended for commenting on Hannah Storm’s wardrobe.

Linda Cohn was suspended for criticizng her employer.

I think he’s pitching on Wednesday.

Look, I agree. If I were commissioner for a day (and it would just be a day, since I’d be fired by sundown), I would do away with pitching wins, losses and saves. I would make holds an official stat again, and make the opposite something like a blown hold.

I hope you aren’t referring to the huge swinging punches he throws in that video. Those are so slow Floyd can have Stephen A Smith blow him between dodges.

Or a rejected Animorphs race