They have a full training staff and medical facilities. Why would they need an ambulance running with lights and sirens?

This guy needs to hang it up if he wants to be mobile when his kids are in middle school. Apparently, he has the bone density of a 75 year old woman.

It’s hard as shit. All those lifts and people shooting out of the water? Yeah, you can’t touch bottom. That’s done treading water with your hand “skulling” , often underwater. And you need the. Cardiovascular system of a free diver.

He hit the board with his feet in in an earlier round and the wheels came off the Cart after that. My guess is he was diving scared and highly tentative .

for $24/ month, a pool guy in Florida kept my pool clear as a bell, and I'm pretty sure he was a meth head.

Mookie Bumbaclot is the best screen name ever. I wonder how many commenters know what a Bumbaclot really is.

Fomo y broko. Ay caramba!

When did Tim Tebow start looking like a pudgy, middle aged used car salesman?

I recorded it in DVR and watched the whole thing on fast forward, sans Berman. It took about 8 minutes. Only way to go.

I can't figure out if you're implying that was extravagant or chintzy as hell.

I feel you're burying the lede. That's biblical level hail.

“Hey Dave, get closer” is not something you say to a friend. Those fuckers are pretty fast for creatures with relatively tiny limbs.

Marv may be suffering from Regis Philbin Syndrome.

Speaking of which, didn’t they unseal the divorce records at the Sun’s legal insistence? Was there no story there?

Two balls and a strike with one pitch. Tolliver continues to impress.

Is it difficult to be the voice of the cuntiest generation with that weak ass wireless signal in your parent’s basement ?

Attention American 20 somethings : quit bitching.

Tolliver is going to be really good with some experience. A week ago he was in AA. I was blown away by his first start.

It’s called a byramid. Did you learn nothing in high school?

Not just Stephen Avery, but the entire population of Manitowoc county.