Her face looks like it's melting. I can't not look at it.

Men's clothing store < President of the goddamn United States

Everything I've read about her says that she is very down-to-earth. These photos make me feel like she was forced into going along with a ridiculous theme that she wasn't comfortable with, and it shows.

I support this wholeheartedly

My emotional journey while reading this: (1) There is a tiny ray of hope in this dark, dismal world! (2) Oh my god this was going to be held in Arizona (my current/home state) (3) Shame spiral

I am sitting in class right now trying to prevent myself from crying from laughter. I'm both disgusted and intrigued by these monstrosities, which means I definitely will be trying them as soon as I can get into a Target.

""We're getting down to semantics here"...excuse me, but what I can and cannot do with my own body IS NOT SEMANTICS YOU UNBELIEVABLE ASS MONKEY

That guy sounds scary. I'm glad you got out of that. And for the record, I LOVE red peacoats and if I didn't already have one in gray I would totally buy a red one.

Off topic, so I apologize, but I've been out of the loop for the past week or so...how the heck do I work this new commenting system? I'm sad and confused.

This commercial totally grosses me out...but I'll take any opportunity to post this:

I tried my hardest to figure out if this was a joke or not...from what I can tell, it's supposed to be a snarky tongue-in-cheek article...which almost makes it even more offensive because this douche canoe thinks what he wrote is funny? So much hate in me right now.

Please tell me that's a dik dik

I really really don't get it. Somebody help me. They're doing push-ups for virginity? What do push-ups have to do with virginity? Are they working out their sexual frustration? And what does this have to do with Father's Day? I literally have zero idea what just happened here.

I knew it wasn't just me...I've only had one glass of wine

Overweight

I see your beautiful cat photo and raise you this picture of my chubby boy. I was walking past the guest room the other day and found him like this.

I love the forced diversity in word problems. I took an econ course recently and kept wondering how Ming, Juan, Yvette and Seamus kept going into business together. Your example also reminds me of this joke that perfectly sums up how I feel about most word problems:

I barely read what you wrote...too busy drooling over that picture...

Man, I'm an atheist and not a fan of organized religion, but these nuns represent what religion should be. They actually practice the values their religion preaches instead of using it to enrich themselves personally. It really gives me the warm fuzzies in my cold, black heart.