“Take me sweet death, for my suffering knows no end”

Poor puppy.

look at that dog’s face. it wanted to go

I am in my period so I am not sure why you are being so mean to me! I JUST WANT THE SKY. Is that too much to ask!?!

No way a single cross is enough wood to build a structurally sound bridge over any body of water that one would need a bridge to cross.

i can’t build bridges bc power tools confuse me do you have other suggestions

why not

all i’m reading rn is penis penis penis penis penis penis

uh oh did you get your boobs done first and bae was mad? It’ll be ok bb there are other fish in the sea.

a cropped sweater, J.Law? are you chilly or not?

“I’m genuinely going to miss him. He knew how to push everyone’s buttons, had no patience for the rigorous blandness of the perfectly calibrated reality program he found himself amongst, and clashed fabulously with Kris.”

Actually, it’s Ms. Chanandler Bong.

Sooooooo...she’s complaining the clerks were “coerced” into following the law because if they didn’t, they might go to jail...

i still don’t believe this is real

Hey sorry for starring 3 years worth of posts yesterday haha just woke up.

i don’t think i can never not confuse nicholas holt with nicholas sparks. i have no idea what either of them look like but am immediately turned off to anything they’re involved in (perhaps this is unfair to holt, i’ll never know)

Pay no attention to what everyone who knows you says, you ARE a compassionate person. And a real sweetheart.