My dad is way into the historical Jesus and spent an hour lecturing me on how Jesus was a revolutionary who wanted to destroy the social order and redistribute wealth. He was a little intense about it, but seriously, anyone who reads the NT once (and actually pays attention) can tell that Jesus was all about the poor…

Worth it. I stumbled upon the first season on Redbox and haven't looked back. I even got my fiancee into Season 2.

I was there this afternoon and all the samples they had were bread, canned peaches, and flaxseed. Wednesday afternoons are clearly reserved for the B-Team.

Costco shopping sucks no matter what unless you manage to hit the sweet spot in the early afternoon. All the moms are at home while their kids nap and all the working people haven't gotten there yet. It's glorious I tell you, GLORIOUS.

That's exactly what I had for lunch today. Because I'm classy, thank you.

I've resigned myself to the idea that most of us will probably get some form of cancer. So I'm going to go out eating whatever the hell I want (although I don't really like eggs, but hand me those french fries please)

Oh snap, really? This was back in the day (10+ years ago) so I guess they've cracked down since then.

I'd tap that like a maple tree

Can we strike a deal - whichever one you choose, I'll take the other

Didn't Reebok also have "EasyTone Pants and Shirts?" I see to remember a lot of gyrating asses and boobs in their commercials as well. Can we sue them for that as well, or did those actually work and I need to book it to my local Sports Authority?

I think they are good for people with certain conditions, but not for every single person who is too lazy to hit a treadmill (myself included, but at least I didn't buy the shoes)

trust me, I think I would be infinitely more successful, happy, and attractive had I been allowed a steady supply of Kindereggs throughout my childhood.

Oh, Kindereggs. When we used to visit Germany we would fill egg cartons with them and smuggle them back to the States. Every time I see Kinder chocolate in a grocery store, my heart can't help but leap, and then every time, my hopes are destroyed. It's cruel, really.

I know lots of women and girls who still do that (although it was more prevalent in middle/high school). Just goes to show how much harder it is for men to show any kind of affection without being ridiculed.

This. ENOUGH with the hashtags you moron.

I'll throw in my '03 Altima (The Green Hornet) and the $9 shirt from Ross I am currently rocking.

Oh man I thought I had read the receipt wrong. That's actually what it cost? What fools.

I just moved back here after 7 years of being in NOVA, and I can't help but scoff/facepalm at all the political ads with everyone arguing over who is MOST conservative and/or endorsed by Sarah Palin. Because that's something you need to be bragging about.

What way of life are we respecting, exactly? The one where women are injured or killed for violating a religious "law" they don't believe in?

I had absolutely no idea it was a thing until I started looking at wedding photography packages. I don't really see the point in dropping at least a couple hundred dollars to take pictures no one except your husband can see, and let's be honest he'll probably only look at them a couple of times anyway. But that's…