I did. And now no one invites me to parties anymore.

Law & Order: Manatee County. This needs to happen.

Not that I am saying it is the mother's fault, but parenting HAS to have played some sort of role in this kid's behavior. I don't know you, but considering your excellent taste in websites, I think you're safe.

I was expecting to feel better about myself after looking at these. I don't know, maybe I secretly hoped she had a third arm or something...but damn that woman is so gorgeous I didn't believe they weren't retouched. And it's sad that VS feels they need to turn such a beautiful woman into a barbie-looking creation.…

I spent the majority of every beach volleyball came seething at the complete lack of cellulite/anything unattractive on those women. Sure, they work incredibly hard for it and I spend most of my time on a sofa...but still. Life is unfair.

I have it on my phone! I loved it until I fractured my ankle halfway through. Once it cools down here (AZ) I want to start it up again.

I feel like the girl actually has some pipes on her, but clearly has had no training and has had her parents consistently praise her for being a precious and unique snowflake who can do no wrong. If your kid has any talent, cultivate it, don't tell them they are perfect angels and parade them around in public like a…

You totally brought back childhood nightmares with your Witches reference. That part was so effing scary!! That book was actually pretty scary too, though. I had it on audiotape and used to listen to it at night and get freaked out.

There was a Law and Order SVU episode about this. So obviously it's true.

I have math anxiety and I'm bad at it. It's quite the deadly combination.

Now THERE's a screenplay

I was thinking maybe it was a typo and that was supposed to read "uninhabitable." Otherwise, I have no clue.

Yeah I watched Rise of the Planet of the Apes just to prepare myself for when our ape overlords rise up and take over.

I appreciate zoos for what they do - a lot of these animals probably wouldn't even be in existence if it weren't for zoos. That being said, I wish the cages weren't so small.

This thought crosses my mind every time I see a kid with pants like that. I think they tighten the belt around their thighs so they stay up? Which a. is so stupid and b. sounds really uncomfortable. Now get off my lawn!

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of me packing my bags. The Chinese don't know what's awesome...I'll gladly take over from here.

I found an old diary entry from when I was maybe 10 or 11 where I pledged to run for president when I was old enough. Now I look back with a mixture of amusement and sadness on how naive of a thought that was, seeing as how presidential elections are not about who can do the best for the country, but who has the most…

Next thing you know they'll be wearing trousers and voting

Haha touche...perhaps I have some unresolved issues...

I laughed for a solid minute at this. Seriously. The contribution is not equal. Men spend 15 seconds having the time of their lives, and then the women (who maybe didn't really enjoy the "gracious donation in the first place) get to spend the next 40 weeks experiencing all sorts of uncomfortable issues and potential…