Now that I read this that's all I can think about. Look at all that raspberry goo...I need to go clean something now.

I wish Lisbeth were around to get ahold of this guy

Haven't the keepers seen Madagascar? Alex tries to eat Marty at one point. Even best friends get hungry.

I met/hung out with a Scottish guy for about a week when I was 16...I couldn't understand a damn word he said but I was SO in love with him

Right? If your "fix-it" guy actually makes it out the door with a list including a cement humidifier, you both have bigger problems to deal with.

You know the Romneys have that prank article dog-eared.

If this ad were a person I would punch it in the face. La la? Froo froo? You have GOT to be kidding me.

It's worth renting. I didn't think it was terrible, but it wasn't the best movie I've ever seen. Had some interesting twists though, and the ending wasn't predictable, which I appreciated.

It comes on and I can't turn it off...it's like I'm compelled to listen. And then I hate myself afterwards. Whoever composed that song is well-versed in the dark arts.

I don't know how you people have avoided it, but you are all very lucky. It's like the McDonald's of songs: you listen to it and then feel terrible about yourself afterwards and don't remember why you thought it was a good idea. All anyone has to do is mention the title and it's stuck in my head for 6 straight hours.

The other day I was out walking around the city with my mom and discovered my phone wasn't in my purse. I knew it absolutely had to be in my car and there was no other alternative, but I still felt all jittery and nervous until I finally caved and made us walk back to the car so I could make sure it was in there. I…

I think I actually said "Oh, SNAP" out loud at the end of the Rabbi's email. And that PS. from Billy reeks of "I am rubber you are glue." Man, what a cluster.

There's so much cleverness in that idea I can barely handle it. I would go to your shop because even though I despise tea, I love puns.

If your point is that it's ok to eat a little, just don't spend your days eating brie with a shovel, you clearly have never seen me eat brie ;)

I really don't get how people (who make less than a gajillion dollars a year) think this man has any of their interests in mind. How could he possibly understand, and how could he possibly be interested in policies that help out teh poors by asking him and his gajillionaire buddies to pony up (see what I did there)…

I'd never heard about the cheese thing. My heart is now broken. No wine, no sushi, and now no delicious fermented cheese? What am I supposed to eat? This imaginary future baby of mine is TOTALLY cramping my style.

I clean the litterbox with a big old scoop, I don't go diving in there with my hands, so would that still put me at risk? I mean I'm all for an excuse to have a 9 month break from cleaning the boxes, but I'm not super clear on how I would contract toxoplasmosis (sp?) if I'm not touching any part of the litter/waste at…

I love me a good glass of wine. I could probably drink the Real Housewives under the table. So it's nice to know I can indulge in the occasional glass when I end up being pregnant, which will still unfortunately be quite a cutback for me (seriously sometimes I think my veins run with pinot grigio)

I really want to ask these people if they have a better idea about what to do for healthcare in this country. Keep it the way it is now? Because it's just so fantastic at the moment. How can you be against people having healthcare? I just can't figure it out.

I played them both at the same time....and then a hole was torn in the universe from the overload of cuteness and now I think I'm stuck in some kind of adorable rodent black hole.