Are you sure this was an actual news story and not the plot summary to a new Disney movie?

It's because Republicans hate "handouts" for poor people. Giving that lady money would only make her dependent on them and she would never try to pay her heating bill again. Just giving her firewood for the rest of the month would make sure she didn't turn into a lazy government mooch. At least that's what I got when…

Thank god for baby animals, or I would have given up on this world a long time ago

You have to respect our Presidents! But only if they're white.

This is all stuff I refuse to think about. My immune system seems to be keeping me relatively safe...although I absolutely insist on closing the toilet seat because while I know we can't escape The Poop, let's not up our chances by shooting geysers of it all over the bathroom several times a day. God I hate public…

Just remember: the floor is lava

Tuna tunnel has always been my favorite

I mean that's some pretty intense cleavage, but last time I checked airlines don't have a dress code so it was none of Southwest's business.

As someone with a borderline-crippling fear of public restrooms, this article terrifies me to my soul. Also reminds me of my time studying in China, when my friends and I would routinely dehydrate ourselves in order to avoid those horrific public toilets. It's really just not good.

Actually what she said was "you're all so interested in my vagina." Nothing about "getting in." I don't see anything inappropriate about that, they're being ridiculous and she is calling them out on being ridiculous.

That was perfection. The sock gap is NO JOKE.

Posted. How long till it gets scrubbed do you think?

Nope because apparently freedom of religion only applies to Christianity. It's in a secret fine-print clause at the bottom that can only be read by batshit Republicans.

Something about the naked + footwear combo always skeeves me out. I can't handle it. That being said, I'll just focus my attention on everything above Matt ILOVEYOUBEMYHUSBAND Bomer's ankles. For America.

Did you not get the new definition memo? I could have sworn the GOP said they mailed that out already...

Do they have Facebook pages? Perhaps we can start posting VAGINA angry VAGINA rants VAGINA with VAGINA vagina VAGINA between VAGINA every VAGINA word

But I think it does a good job of illustrating just how bad it can get. Obviously it's a worst-case-scenario but I doubt it's the only time something like that has happened.

I was more upset that the clip I saw of it was so absolutely terrible.

That would require taking responsibility for massive corruption and perversion. They obviously have no intention of doing so.

My god this makes me so sick. Why is the Catholic Church still in existence? At least in its current form...the Vatican just needs to go away. They're so disgustingly out of touch with reality and their own followers. I would say they're obsolete but they still wield way too much power. JUST UGH UGH UGH.