My shriveled dark heart cannot take things like this.

UGH CARL AND LORI. Rick could do so much better (me).

There's no mention of motive. Was there an incident that set this off or is she just singling them out for no reason? Crazy witch.

I was really upset when Joan decided to go through with it. I understand why, but when she batted that gross prick's hand away in his hotel room I was really hoping she would get up and leave. And then I was hoping that she would be able to own what she had done in a kind of "I am a woman and what I do with my…

Oh god I can't hear/read the word "rill" without picturing this: (I'm sorry)

I want to give this man a hug.

Damn, what does it even mean? That's just cruel.

I came in 8th place in my school district's spelling be at age 10. Suck on that, Lori Anne. And don't forget to study how to spell "satellite." *cries*

There's an old viral video (fake) that shows the same thing happening to a cat, and it's hilarious. Knowing it actually happened to a real cat (and your kitty was unhurt, of course) makes it that much better.

I just keep thinking of those Australian guys who stole that penguin, and while I of course know that was a horrible thing to do, all I want to do right now is break in and steal that baby seal. Oh the adventures we would have...

WHY DID I CLICK THAT

It drives me absolutely nuts when I hear this bullshit about "protecting women" and our "right to know." It's so fucking condescending. You are not protecting us because you are lying sacks of feces, and oh by the way, we don't NEED your protection, you self-righteous pricks. CAN'T HANDLE.

GAH this actually makes me physically ill

I feel like that is the only way they could redeem themselves at this point

As an Arizonan, I hope you don't mind my stealing this. I feel like there are a lot of people on my Facebook feed who are hoping for an apology such as this...full credit will be given.

Now I have an image in my head of a giant man baby toddling around and I will never be able to sleep again

Damnit Canada, why do you always gotta be making us look bad, what with your "women's rights" and "delicious school lunches"?

I usually order supreme pizzas, because then that's DOUBLE the vegetables. I'm so healthy.

I wasn't sure how to express my feelings, your gif did that perfectly. I thank you.

That cat is a whore. But my cold dark heart still melted a little. You know what my cat did for me this morning? Bit me, right on my surgery scar. Felt great.