I suck at game playing. I don't have time for that crap, and so far not being a manipulative harpy has gotten me quite far in life.

And then you end up looking like that...so I don't see why anyone would want to do it

My reaction to these is the same as my reaction to women who wear sneakers with business suits. I totally get that you want to be comfortable and there is nothing wrong with that, but there are SO many other options for being comfortable without looking awful. What is so wrong with a comfy but cute pair of flats, I…

Someone must have sent you a picture of my planned wedding day outfit.

I love my Uggs too, but I would never wear them at my wedding. They have their place, and it is keeping my feet toasty warm whilst doing outdoor activities.

I didn't watch it (don't feel like getting ragey this morning) but I really hope this font is Comic Sans MS

This looks exactly like Moulin Rouge set in 1920s NY. I know Baz has his style, but can't he mix it up a little?

I would much rather prefer to hang out in the gay camp than outside with people like him. Are straight people allowed in, or are we banned, lest we catch teh gay?

I like to go the Dante route and imagine there are circles. So us sluts/gays/atheists/non-bigots end up in a circle separate from the really bad people. They get to burn in the eternal flames, we just have to survive in an Arizona summer.

Tom Hardy, if you are reading this: let's run away together. I know you're engaged, so am I, but they will learn to accept it and you and I can frolic around on some tropical beach together. I can't cook but I am told I am funny...

It was slightly amusing the first time. Not anymore.

I think Fetus Cemetery is going to be the name of my new band.

I have the same conflicting emotions. It was a very hard thing to accept her, man-stealer that she is, but she's just so awesome...sigh.

I LOVE her. She's one of the only reasons I still have a Twitter account.

Someone suggested Idris Elba. Either one of them and I would be buying pre-sale tickets.

I used to go out and catch wolf spiders in my neighborhood and keep them as "pets" (just for a few days before letting them go). This was when I was in elementary school...and now that I am older I cannot imagine doing that anymore. I'm not *terrified* of them, but I sure as hell don't want them anywhere near me. And…

I went on a road trip with a friend and his family right when the 4th Harry Potter book came out. I spent 3 straight days reading the entire thing cover-to-cover, and then tried to start re-reading it. They took it away from me because apparently I was not very pleasant to be around when you interrupted my Harry time.

It was all downhill from there

Luckily on the scale of asshole teen I wasn't TOO bad, so hopefully my karma will not destroy me when I have children. My brother, however, needs to watch out because he is screwed.

How is someone without a medical background qualified to be on a medical board? Did the people who invented the board forget to specify this in the nomination rules or something?