You are the first person I've ever met who doesn't know that song. I'm not saying that in a negative way, I'm just saying in my experience you would be the definite minority.

I resent you for this.

This is a joke...right?

I laughed too, just because I remember being a teenager and just how AWFUL everything was and how your parents NEVER understood you and treated you like such a child. And now that I have perspective I'm like "Oh...yeah that made sense." We were such douchebags. And we will have little douchebag children. 'Tis the…

When I got my first pair of glasses when I was about seven, I had to get my eyes dilated, and therefore was forbidden from reading for several hours. I was a super huge reading nerd, and decided to make a protest sign and march around my house yelling "I WANNA READ" for a good ten minutes. I'm embarrassed for myself.

That sounds like something you should consider for your wedding day ;)

I had no idea there was such vitriol towards strapless dresses. I always considered strapless to be one of the more flattering styles (unless you are large-chested, then it's just impractical). I love how everyone on here thinks the way THEY did is the only acceptable way, and that they're better people because of it.

I would never consider strapless gowns to be "universally unflattering." I'm sure strapless doesn't work on certain body types, but most brides I have seen in those dresses look great. I plan on at least looking at strapless gowns, but my only issue would be worrying about having to pull the damn thing up every 10…

God I am so sick of all the blatant disrespect these jackoffs are constantly showing the President. HE'S THE PRESIDENT. It's so pathetic and disgusting.

Only if your fetus signs a consent form, because remember, it has all the rights of a fully-formed human being.

Can we organize some kind of nationwide protest? Like the Prop 8 protests that took place all over the country. Women in each city march on their capitols/government offices demanding to be treated like people. HOW CAN WE START THIS?

As an Arizonan living in DC, all I have to say is...uh...this is awkward. Sorry, guys.

Who needs space when you have cars driving in circles for hours and BEER!

Isn't the definition of insanity doing the same thing over and over and expecting the result to change? Or does this not apply to adorable doggies...

Now I am never going to bed again, thanks.

She's going to come out of the hospital with awesome superpowers now

I think I'm pregnant now

If only you could bottle that dream and sell it, BFG-style. I'd be your best customer.

June 29. Want to go with me? Midnight showing!

I want to see this movie so badly, and I'm not even ashamed of it.