I dream of a world full of baby sloths, and no conservatives. *sigh*

Hospitals can't turn anyone away, that's why so many uninsured people go there for minor medical issues. So yeah I have no idea what really happens in this case...

I aborted six babies this morning, and that was just before breakfast. YEEHAW

Seriously? I knew some states had looser requirements than others, but I thought it was pretty universal that you had to be at least 16 with parental consent. Mind blown.

Oh dear god I read most of the article thinking it said 6 days, not 6 hours. Not that I'm no longer horrified, but I am a lot LESS horrified than before.

Wasn't that the whole thing with bin Laden's body? They had to dispose of it within a certain period of time according to Islamic law. At least I think I remember something about that.

Oh god, really? I need to find those quotes.

You don't get an automatic pass if you're female. You get the opportunity to apply for a temporary visa if you are being abused. It has nothing to do with just having a vagina and doesn't equal free entrance to the country.

I'm on my way. I prefer a softer mattress.

Why is a Catholic school forcing kids to bring dates? Isn't that basically supporting the idea that you HAVE to hook up at prom?

Thanks for the advice. I'm shipping my cats cross country in a few months and I'm already having panic attacks. I know they'll be perfectly fine afterwards but I still feel bad because you can't exactly explain to them that it'll all be over soon.

And THIS is why I am absolutely terrified that I am going to have to send my 2 kitties on an airplane in a few months. I keep hearing stories about animals getting loose on the runway, and you know if a cat got out they wouldn't be having ANY of that and they would be gone. I'm probably going to zip tie the cage shut.…

Ok so I'm obviously biased, but I thought it was more intelligent than most of the reality TV at the time. It was petty and backstabby, but at least there was some strategy involved.

Other than that last gem about legislators "not realizing" basic facts of science, I'm hesitant to jump all over this. It says that the law applies expressly to criminal assault situations. I can see how maybe someone would try to extend it further, but I don't know if it's time to freak out yet. Good job with the…

Pit bulls are dangerous if they are raised that way and/or abused. A pitbull that has been treated well is a very gentle dog and they were used as actual nannies back in the day because they were so good with kids. People who generalize that they are all killers (like the author) are the reason there are so many…

I had a Mole-themed birthday party in 8th grade. It was all kinds of awesome.

We have to put Toy Fishie away at night otherwise I'll be woken up at 2 am by a good 20 minutes of howling. Why do I love cats? It's a sickness.

Oh she's the skinny one of my duo. She'll purr and rub on your legs all day but god forbid you try and pick her up. She's neurotic like that.

My fiancee is a chef and is on the rounder side. He always says "never trust a skinny chef." That being said, he is working on losing weight and getting healthier, but I fell in love with him as a bigger guy so screw the movie execs!

My cat is between 15/20 pounds and also quite the asshole. I was concerned for him but when he started doing drag races around my bedroom in the middle of the night I figured his size was not holding him back.