I died when they made the suck and blow reference, then got mad at my fiancee for not being equally excited. I MEAN COME ON.

What about those high quality backup vocals?

All I want to know is who are these men she conscripted to be in this video? Who would agree to this? WHY? WHY?!!?

I think this is the final part of the terrible video trifecta. The world can end now.

I had lamb chops for dinner last night. Now I feel horrible.

You're right. I shouldn't be ashamed to want to watch those beautiful specimens work their magic. I harbor an unhealthy desire for Matt Bomer, I think I medically NEED to see this movie.

I'm not sure you can confine that to just liberal media. Have you watched Fox News recently? Pretty sure it's all over both sides. Unless you meant just media in general, in which case ignore what I said.

Ten bucks says the sex is with a man, too.

That's creeptastic. Why is he discussing that with coworkers? If I were his wife I would be mortified.

Our 8th grade abstinence only class involved putting flour on our hands and passing around a balloon. The dirty, handprint-covered balloon then represented our whorish vaginas if we were sleeping around.

Own it! I'm still trying to work through my shame. But that is not going to stop me because dayum.

I didn't know you were allowed to bring rollerblades into the Magic Kingdom. Noted.

So going to Disneyworld on June 2. Like you said, shorter lines, AND it'll be one awesome fabulous party

I was just thinking I hope my future son never wants to join Boy Scouts, because it would be hard explaining to him why I was being such a mean old mom, but there is NO WAY he's going anywhere near that group.

Guess whose kids won't be joining Boy Scouts ever? (Ok so I don't have kids yet, but if I do have boys they are staying far far away from these douches)

Woohoo Arizona is finally not on one of these lists!

You mean when you have an event meant to spread awareness of torture you don't have a cake?

Insane racism/inappropriateness aside, that is the most unappetizing and horrifying cake I have ever seen. I wouldn't be able to eat that...and I LOVE cake.

We're moving cross country in a few months and I am going to have to send my kitties via airplane a few days ahead of time. I'm already getting guilt pangs about how terrified/angry they are going to be...but gee if the reason I'm not taking them with me is because I don't want a Kitty Chorus in my backseat for a…

Maybe they put the underwear on the dog so he wasn't in any danger