It’s ok, guys bleed out their wieners too. Constantly! And nobody ever talks about it.

ah yes, we women just all wish we could be sexually harassed. it’s a lifelong dream, dontchaknow.

Bar soap for the bathhouse and other consensual group showering festivities.

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What about the intense war between washcloth users and non-washcloth users?

I’ve recently started using this posh bar soap made from pickled chicken semen, truffle oil, and the macerated hides of dead poor people. You can find it on The Home Shopping Network. Word of advice though...don’t make the same mistake I did by ignoring the “for external use only” warning. Now everything tastes wrong…

I wish I could give you an extra star for Gobshite.

b/c I def did not have teen sex lol I couldn’t even control the volume of my breathing around boys

These women are so brave.

“He told the Globe that he was ‘professional and cordial,’ adding that he doesn’t go to nightclubs.”

I tried to explain that to someone this morning who acted like this was a case of ‘live by the sword, die by the sword.’ There’s no functional difference between saying “Andrea Tantaros got what she deserved because of her politics” and “the college student got what she deserved because she drank too much at the frat…

in all fairness, that could be said of ANY video of mike pence.

All in Montreal! Come visit! Bring your big American dollars!

Sure looks like they pointed out the particular documents that need to be read in order to identify the victim. And fuck this school if they have grammatical errors in their public announcements:

She’s also allegedly Ted Cruz’s mistress, and please don’t try to picture that.

I’m disappointed in the quality of that ham.

So much this. Labia come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. They do not get fucked into flappiness.