“Get your rosaries off my ovaries” is my favorite!
It’s not a great idea to respond even when you are gray. If someone ungrayed stars or replies to your comment, the asshole/troll/bigot/whatever you responded to will be ungrayed as well. It’s why so many trolls basically have run of the place. Read more
Though wouldn’t the pro-life response be that it’s a false analogy? They tend to believe that life begins at conception, when a sperm and egg meet, and a zygote containing the genetic material of both parents is formed. They could argue that since sperm and eggs on their own won’t develop any further, the death of… Read more
The fuck are you talking about? Read the post again, nitwit
“I took a bath, I shaved my legs, I washed every nook and cranny. So you can fuck me anywhere, even in the fanny. Love, Annie.” - letter my mother in law wrote to my father in law, as forever burned into the memory of my then 10-year old husband who discovered it. And later mine.
Well I don’t know if I shouldn’t have seen it but I’ve seen live demonstrations of men getting fisted. Yeah it’s pretty weird to see someone’s arm disappearing on someone’s b-hole. The other thing I wish I had never seen was a bottle of KY at my sister’s house :(
Drinking in the shower or GTFO
Just thought I should give you a heads up. I’m filing charges against you for assaulting my entire being with your comment. I’m left with a terrible case of the dry heaves relating to moist Timberlakes. Read more
A little while back I was house sitting for my parents as they went on a vacation. The house was a little messy so I decided to be a good kid and clean up a bit. I FOUND SO MUCH LUBE. There was lube in the: guest bedroom(which was my room years ago), the basement, the downstairs bathroom, the kitchen, the patio. Why… Read more
yeah yeah yeah, jessica biel...your sex life is as active as it is moist, we get it.
My husband’s first job was working for a local publisher and it was owned by a photographer who’s fairly well recognized locally. One day my husband had to get photos off the owner’s computer and stumbled upon some interesting photos. They were pictures of the owner and a local newscaster having really dirty sex.… Read more
I once walked in on my stepdad preparing to give my mom head. Most of the clothes were still on, but the head was in the crotch and... grazing was happening. I will never unsee it.
I don’t look at other people’s tech without prefacing my perusal with a half-joke: “Sooo...there’s nothing on here that’s gonna gross me out?” or “You closed all your porn tabs, right?” or words to that effect. Read more