Pantsload=priceless material!

“He is always looking for a squirrel.” Ded

Looks like the Sammich governor

Thanks, now I can't stop projectile vomiting.. DAFUQ makes you want to sit on your father's lap past the age of 3-4?

Piss jugs? They could prove useful if you're hated by one of these asshats

shouldn't laugh at this but he deserved it

Hovering pisses (heh) me off. I've been using public toilets properly for 28 years and haven't suffered from boils/crabs.. I yell at gross mfers who piss everywhere 😠

But he's trying to keep us real ladies safe by creeping outside bathrooms! He's just trying to help! /s

This.

Thank you for fighting the good fight! I recently confronted my boss about why her TEN year-old daughter was using the word peepee instead of vagina. Her response was that since her youngest son was still in daycare and he loves to repeat new words, like vagina 😆! She told her to use peepee instead.Idiot pearl…

They have most certainly not learned their lesson and would likely follow the same course of action in the event one of their other children were sick. The CBC made their police interview tapes public they day the jury went into deliberation. It’s pretty disturbing to hear them double down on their idiocy in this…

I am not sure if it exists as aCanada-wide chain but if you are in Montreal there is a store called Change (2 locations). They start at 28 AA and go up to a 52 band size. I hope this helps ☺

That face! I’m simultaneously ded and in love 😍😍😍

THIS!! Bathing in cologne/perfume is not sexy. I have a sensitive nose and it gets angry every time I'm forced to inhale these fumes

Message from Canada: we will not be bullied into taking Teddy back. He's all yours America 😆

This gif is perfect.

Ded.

This comment deserves all the stars!

Wish I could star this more!

Are you sure about that? I have a feeling the answers you’ll get will not only be deeply unsatisfying/disturbing but likely uttered in incomprehensible grunts.