Or, you know, the current medication of the many of us who have adult acne...?

k bye

Also low-fat salad dressings and “mayonnaise.” WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!

Haven’t we gotten over the fat thing, yet? (Not directed to you, Smarktalk).
There are entire cultures that live mostly on fat. Fat is not the enemy.

If you are being abused you can call 1-800-799-SAFE (7233), TDD 1-800-787-3224, for help in coming up with a safe plan and general support. Leaving is difficult, but you don’t have to do it alone.

I needed a vote option for, “Yes, it makes me more attracted to them.”

Her clothes are (mostly) best kept in the 80's.

I love you.

My first thought was, “Is her name Michelle?”

Ah yes, the Before Time, when male babies appeared out in the field like Cabbage Patch Kids, before The Womenz came.

Act superior if you want, but as someone who doesn't know who Billy Bush is, I feel like the real winner here.

Monday evening’s episode featured Chuck Todd, S.E. Cupp, and Jonathan Franzen.

It’s a centuries-old term that just kind of feels dated and weird now that alien and extraterrestrial are inextricably linked.

Well duh, calling people from other countries “aliens” makes it so much easier to pretend they aren’t human.

Goop sex is where, after finishing, you take the bodily fluids that result, smear them on your taint and drag it across the floor a la butt scoot so you leave a trail like a snail.

I bet she is all for services like food stamps and daycare vouchers to help support all the little “silver linings” she wants to force to be brought into the world.

Some day when you’re bored, go read the “30 Bananas a Day” discussion board, on which people who have pursued a profoundly inadvisable diet pose questions like “why are my fingernails falling out” and “why won’t this sore heal.”

First of all, she is amazing for giving her all to this experiment. I hope that science advances far enough that face transplants (or 3D-printing faces!!) are a real possibility for everybody.

There’s something about this headline that made me do an ironic double take.

Another trial in June for him, so keep your hopes up! Hopefully the prosecutor won't lie down and take a fucking nap during the trial this time.