These are awful choices but if I had to pick I’d kill Trump (for obvious reasons), marry Steve (word on the street is that he’s pretty chill if you want to live in the Chateau Laurier with your lover instead of the delapitated 24 Sussex dr. With him) and fuck Berlusconi (he seems like he drinks/drugs a lot, you could…

Some of the tenured faculty at my university are somehow less put together than this on the daily; one of them will only wear cargo pants, fitted turtlenecks and his signature fannypack.

This is just sad :(

What I’d like to know is how Rep. Neville’s bill defines “good people” and how they are to be identified. On second thought...

Flossie is still upset about having to have that fake party on t.v. her real party more than made up for it.

He looks really uncomfortable, perhaps he soiled himself?

I have a lovely co-worker who has been conditioned to be so risk averse that she is petrified of riding a bike and learning how to drive. She once told me about how she was scared to tell her parents that she fell while playing as a kid and that her injury got infected to the point she needed to be hospitalized.

This. My parents, especially my mother was paranoid that I'd wind up a quadriplegic if I engaged in any sports or outdoor activities. It crippled my confidence as a child/teen.

This.

That’s my fetish! /s

Tupperware broads=gold

Ugh, I need another shower. This is beyond gross and I'm sorry your friend went through that with her former boss.

Wat?

Moderate 😂. Sadly, he's convinced others this is true. I had to dig up links to articles about his abysmal record regarding choice and same - sex marriage to convince an otherwise intelligent friend that he is NOT moderate at all.

That kid used to have a brother until he pushed him down a ravine while “playing” one day.

Someone vandalized this same ad in my city too! I pointed it out to a friend as we walked by and had a good laugh.

It's so bad it's good!

I guess that means being anti woman is normal. /s

I love dogs but my I'm biased. #teamcat

:( it’s still disheartening to see comments about yourself even though they are lame attempts at insults. Fuck the haters, they are likely too dumb to get on the show themselves.