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You may want to read that second sentence over again, otherwise you are in for a busy, busy future if you ever do win that lottery.

I’m not sure why leftists are the snowflakes. Conservatives are cold, white and they close public schools if you get enough of them together.

I’m not sure why leftists are the snowflakes. Conservatives are cold, white and they close public schools if you get…

Nothing wrong with the rug. It really assimilates the room together.

Nothing wrong with the rug. It really assimilates the room together.

Oh, hell ladies...I’LL wear a red floral dress, high heels and flamenco dance with castanets on his grave!

Interesting choice of photo to go with “will want sex.”

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Carrie Fisher, who used to joke about how she had to pay George Lucas every time she looked in the mirror, because he owned her likeness, is laughing darkly at this somewhere and preparing to use it for her one-woman-show soon to be playing in the afterlife.

I like everything you say. We could be friends. We could have a constructive conversation that doesn’t include cursing each other or yelling and probably both come away with new perspectives. That’s how I wish everyone behaved.

Thank you for replying to this in a much nicer, more eloquent way than I could.

I do not see this.

Most harmonicas are diatonic, only playing in one key. One note when you blow and another when you draw. Thus, to play in more than one key, you must carry multiple harmonicas.

They come in different keys; A, Bb, C, D, F and G are the typical keys harmonicas come in.

I vote instead of story, we put an IKEA instruction manual in there, written in C#. This way it could be a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

Defying is the wrong word here. Perhaps the water was simply thumbing its nose at gravity.

I was going to quibble with the word “decades,” since she is a relatively recent character originally created for the animated series, but then I thought about it and her first appearance on that show was in by God 1992, making it not just officially “decades,” plural, but damned near two-and-a-half decades.

Pardon me…

I don’t know about active butI like to imagine sex with Taylor Swift being very professional and thorough, with detailed post-coupling analysis, constructive feedback and harsh but fair evaluation.

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

You mean, SEX? Aw hell, screw that then, I wanna live!