You may want to read that second sentence over again, otherwise you are in for a busy, busy future if you ever do win that lottery.

I’m not sure why leftists are the snowflakes. Conservatives are cold, white and they close public schools if you get enough of them together.

I’m not sure why leftists are the snowflakes. Conservatives are cold, white and they close public schools if you get…

Nothing wrong with the rug. It really assimilates the room together.

Nothing wrong with the rug. It really assimilates the room together.

Oh, hell ladies...I’LL wear a red floral dress, high heels and flamenco dance with castanets on his grave!

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Most harmonicas are diatonic, only playing in one key. One note when you blow and another when you draw. Thus, to play in more than one key, you must carry multiple harmonicas.

They come in different keys; A, Bb, C, D, F and G are the typical keys harmonicas come in.

I don’t know about active butI like to imagine sex with Taylor Swift being very professional and thorough, with detailed post-coupling analysis, constructive feedback and harsh but fair evaluation.

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

I live near that school. The parents probably paid double what they should have.

“It was like that when it came in the shop”

Those towels are perfectly hung.

Kristen Bell:

That was some lucky/unfortunate picture selection there. Bravo/shame.

That was some lucky/unfortunate picture selection there. Bravo/shame.

Given the NSFW tag, it appears the Bengals aren’t covered enough in this article either.

A few months ago I made the decision to stop being disingenuous in as many ways as I can be. It’s been something of an experiment in complete vulnerability and it has been incredibly weird. I stopped working and have stayed at home working through years of depression. I have decided to be completely open about life…

Personally I like the branching choices and variety of equipment that you can bring to each scenario.

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.

“way too big”

True Beanie Baby story: a friend’s child had quite the collection and they were arrayed neatly on special shelves around her room. A visitor innocently asked “where did you get the bat one?” WHAT BAT ONE?!?!? It was a real bat (and a big one) snugged side by side with pink and blue fuzzies on either side. Cue much…