lisafunone1
lisafunone1
lisafunone1

I’m astonished there’s even a legal minimum for signage that can be argued. I used to go to a particular Wingstop in Sacramento, and the first time I left a couple of bucks the guy at the counter just grunted and looked annoyed. I didn’t take it personally, but the next time in I started talking to a different worker

can't beat that Zeek Misty.

Pretty much any combinations of words coming out of the talking hole of a guy trying to get me to fuck him without a condom.

BREAKING NEWS: SOMEONE IS WILLING TO SELL ME PANTS

Here's the proud papa

I'm guessing a lot of artists will be under pressure to stop, collaborate and listen to what their attorneys have to say.

I have sooooo much to do today and I just made the mistake of googling "Hot guys with puppies". Monday may not go as planned now.

I HAD MARGARITAS BUT I AM NOT DRUNK >:(

One time I asked this girl I knew to the senior prom.

Oh, and

If I was Mr. Weatherbee, I'd put them all in detention. What a bunch of jugheads.

Her unused explanations:

Because I'm not a complete sentence?

When my wife gave birth, the monitor on the machine for her epidural would periodically play the first four notes of Lavender Town's theme. Talk about things you don't want to think about while you're waiting for your child to be born.

"I like my coffee like my men. Weak, not strong AT ALL, cold, bitter..."

Actually her resume says rocket surgeon.

This is an accurate description of the process.

How kinky are whales?

Holds true for the something like four Jeff's I've known in my life. Every single damn one.