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It’s lawyer for Christ sake! They’ll be another hundred crawling out of the sewer to replace him.

Tangeria was also the whiz who came up with the slogan: “Stay Woke.”

Wonder which family will win the popo lottery tonight? Stand by to see whose ticket gets punch and which family gets a big payout!

That orange thingy the model is wearing? I’ve never seen vomit sawdust look so smashing!

Good God! At first glance, I thought Ozzy Ozborne had plastic surgery that had failed badly.

Good! I can’t wait for the CBS lawyers to depose John and Burke Ramsey.

I’m always amazed that people look for charities to give money to only to find out they’ve been scammed.

“If you need me, I’ll be figuring out how to get to Ballplay.”

Why do terrorists go after regular people when there are Scientologists?

What would happen during the debate if Hillary wakes out of her coma, drools on her new pantsuit, and seizures out of her shoes?

Isn’t this similar to last weeks, “Turning hospital bed pans into soup tureens?”

Dumpster diving behind the Goodwill stores is paying off for Ashish.

That “royalty” still exists along with state paid archbishops, popes, and all the rest of the holy-privileged club is pathetic.

The latest news about Jen is she’s attempting transitioning ----into an actress.

I’m laughing so loud after they begin their spiel I can’t hear them.

Thank goodness it’s nothing like Lifehacker and other Kinja sites who push products in exchange for commissions.

It will be a wonderful purchase for those hypocrites who, after donning their three-hundred dollar yoga outfits, proceed to tell me about the starving refugees who need my money.

I often have thought of that terribly wicked old bitch, Motherfucker Teresaand her pious-ass face, who sadistically tortured the dying in her squalid shit hole faux-hospitals, while collecting millions.

If only Donald and Hillary would take “the cure.”

If Rahami was in deep cover he’d be living over a fried-pork restaurant, though I’ll I’ll look for those cheap-ass Rahami noodles the next time I’m in the store.