What time do the smash-n-grabs, I mean peaceful protests begin?

Not very bright, Marla always rode in the short limo.

Word to the wise — Never go to a potluck dinner at Alcor.

It would be just as effective to take a body and toss it in front of a faith-healer. But just like faith-healers you always know how it turns out—rather stinky.

Anthony is being considered starring as Bill Clinton’s private pimp for the CBS drama, “West Wings’ Willie and the Wiener.”

“I don’t know why the hell my idiot friends thought I’d want this Draper James ‘gone shoppin’’ bag but I have to wear it out at least twice so they see me using it.”

Draper James? Isn’t that the guy that invented urinal cakes and the two-hole outhouse?

The one that says DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, Y’ALL?

I guess the crowds were freeing merchandise from white oppression?

Al and Jessie are smart enough to not get into a rioting crowd. Remember when Jessie Jackson said, “

Edited out of the interview was Hillary drooling, falling on the floor doing the dying cockroach quivers, and getting electrical shock treatments three times in eight minutes.

What to look for in an online personal trainer? The same things to look for an astrologer, faith-healer, Nigerian princess, UFO abduction facilitator, exorcist, and Carter’s Little Liver Pills.

Did you factor the chances that company just go out of business and they trash all the corpses (which is what they are at this point)?

Your odds are pretty optimistic.

There was also this little mostly unknown show called Futurama ;)

No thanks duder. I love cars, but I also love calling people out on their dumb bullshit they like to spew out. If you’re not feeling it, you really don’t have to read my comments. I’m certainly not forcing you to.

What is this? No people of color in these ads? New spelling of Jezebel —H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E-S!!

What is this? No people of color in these ads? New spelling of Jezebel —H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E-S!!

Get an interpreter on Ebay because it will be in the Ebonics section.

Out of the protesters last night, only three could be considered workers, unless you count looting and pillaging as work.

Protesters, upset that Buffalo Wild Wings sells white meat and culturally appropriated BBQ sauce, stopped in for a late night snack.