What time do the smash-n-grabs, I mean peaceful protests begin?

Not very bright, Marla always rode in the short limo.

Word to the wise — Never go to a potluck dinner at Alcor.

It would be just as effective to take a body and toss it in front of a faith-healer. But just like faith-healers you always know how it turns out—rather stinky.

Anthony is being considered starring as Bill Clinton’s private pimp for the CBS drama, “West Wings’ Willie and the Wiener.”

“I don’t know why the hell my idiot friends thought I’d want this Draper James ‘gone shoppin’’ bag but I have to wear it out at least twice so they see me using it.”

Draper James? Isn’t that the guy that invented urinal cakes and the two-hole outhouse?

I guess the crowds were freeing merchandise from white oppression?

Al and Jessie are smart enough to not get into a rioting crowd. Remember when Jessie Jackson said, “

Edited out of the interview was Hillary drooling, falling on the floor doing the dying cockroach quivers, and getting electrical shock treatments three times in eight minutes.

What to look for in an online personal trainer? The same things to look for an astrologer, faith-healer, Nigerian princess, UFO abduction facilitator, exorcist, and Carter’s Little Liver Pills.

What is this? No people of color in these ads? New spelling of Jezebel —H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E-S!!

What is this? No people of color in these ads? New spelling of Jezebel —H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E-S!!

Get an interpreter on Ebay because it will be in the Ebonics section.

Out of the protesters last night, only three could be considered workers, unless you count looting and pillaging as work.

Protesters, upset that Buffalo Wild Wings sells white meat and culturally appropriated BBQ sauce, stopped in for a late night snack.

Of course, the food must be all-you-can-steal, and a trip next door to the electronics store where it’s free big screens with every window smash.

The pie had white whipped cream so it was obviously a racist pie. Protestors are gathering to demand black whipped cream and are marching on KFC to demand black chicken breasts.

Any word spoken by a white person is now called hate speech and charges of racism are inevitable.

The person that was shot had his pockets picked by protestors looking to relieve him of his racist white cash and white-faced watch.

Is this also “All You Can Carry Free TV Night?”