I’ve seen flat possums on I-85 that looked better than Cara.

From the looks of it, Nick Denton isn’t ageing well.

In her defense, she was talking to Jared Fogle and Martha Stewart.

She can always get a job as the senior writer for Jezebel.

Reading about the lives of 15-year-olds is always interesting for ten seconds.

Did Diego receive a written consent form from the females before mounting?

A very fair question for Terry to ask. She is a real journalist unlike many cry baby “safe space” jealous whiney writers for Jezebel.

Has Obama awakened Sleeping Beauty Hillary from her coma to tell her to keep her brain-damaged self out of interviews?

Did Hillary awake from her coma long enough to make a statement?

Mr. Allan has recycled this tip from his latest book, “Cooking for Idiots, Imbicles, and Morons” now available at every wrestling match, faith-healing service, and UFO convention.

You might want to first check that whatever you buy is actually what the fishmonger claims. Anywhere from one-third to one-half of fish sold is deliberately mislabeled.

The more important question is, did he stand for the National Anthem?

So they’re going bra-less? With what they’ve spent you’d think those floppers would stand up, salute, and shoot fireworks.

What’s next after this stupidity? DIY doggie surgery for ingested plastic?

E. Coli delivered for an extra 2 bucks.

Wow. I thought they were watching another Amy Schumer bit.