I’ve seen flat possums on I-85 that looked better than Cara.

In her defense, she was talking to Jared Fogle and Martha Stewart.

She can always get a job as the senior writer for Jezebel.

Reading about the lives of 15-year-olds is always interesting for ten seconds.

Did Diego receive a written consent form from the females before mounting?

A very fair question for Terry to ask. She is a real journalist unlike many cry baby “safe space” jealous whiney writers for Jezebel.

Has Obama awakened Sleeping Beauty Hillary from her coma to tell her to keep her brain-damaged self out of interviews?

Did Hillary awake from her coma long enough to make a statement?

Mr. Allan has recycled this tip from his latest book, “Cooking for Idiots, Imbicles, and Morons” now available at every wrestling match, faith-healing service, and UFO convention.

You might want to first check that whatever you buy is actually what the fishmonger claims. Anywhere from one-third to one-half of fish sold is deliberately mislabeled.

The more important question is, did he stand for the National Anthem?

So they’re going bra-less? With what they’ve spent you’d think those floppers would stand up, salute, and shoot fireworks.

What’s next after this stupidity? DIY doggie surgery for ingested plastic?

Wow. I thought they were watching another Amy Schumer bit.