The hot oil treatment that they really need is the kind that they used to pour from castle battlements

First: Rocket is a *rabbit.* Just ask Thor.

He’s moving over to the theatre department to teach acting classes in privileged white male histrionics and crying on cue.

Definitely low and kinda pathetic considering how many Asian actors have risen to prominence in recent years. Off the top of my head, Randall Park, Constance Wu, Kal Penn, John Cho (Yum) Dev Patel, Padma Lakshmi, Riz Ahmed (double Yum), Brenda Song, the Asian guy from Kimmy Scmidt, Priyanka Chopra, Ali Wong, Scarlet…

Strange. Mindy Kaling has never hosted?

After this crap week, one of my cats (Star the dilute tortie princess) has been especially cuddly today.

So my dad has been given the all clear of lymphoma. The kidney is finally starting to do its job. We are celebrating with my homemade Jamaican patties and rice and peas, beer, spliffs and very loud Ali Farkar Toure. Not a bad way to spend a Sunday. What’s everyone else cooking/eating/drinking/smoking/listening to?

Is anyone else already having a rage stroke?

She’s so fucking brave, I want to vomit just thinking of how horrible this is.

It’s even better on VH1. They digitally add black underwear to all the nekkid people.

I know this isn’t on topic but I’m upset and just sort of desperate. My coworker found her dogs cornering a kitten in her garage - and i took the kitten on Sunday. She was the sweetest, smallest purr machine. I took her to the vet yesterday and all was good, except that she was underweight for being 5 weeks. She…

It was just added work to my schedule, you know what I mean?

America, just because we let one or even two people from a family get famous, that DOES NOT mean we need to let the rest of their family slip past the gates and be famous, too!

CONGRATS!!! I’m so excited for you :) and good on you for trying therapy in order to work on some of the stuff that’s bothering you, because that is literally the best thing you can do to be the parent you want to be.

I agree that the specific procedure in the article feels unequivocally wrong. I think when more parents learn about exactly what is being suggested to be done to their child in detail, then it becomes easier for most people to say “no thank you”.

Tummy. I decided by reciting these two sentences:

I’m lactose intolerant, but I still eat a lot of dairy. You know why?

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

Stories like this is why I’ll stick to glasses.

sounds like a dessert i couldnt afford from a trendy bakery