Finally, Sarah Hucakbee Sanders of the distinguished Huckabee lineage who for sure did not get this job because of who her dumb father is finally tells the truth.

On what do you base this ridiculous post?  

Some mom jeans look bad, but high-waisted pants that aren’t skin tight are a treasure.

I can’t help but think Kris Jenner is disappointed to be left out of Kanye’s gross shout-out.

HOLLA! [cries]

I watch this clip when i need to be reminded what America is capable of, even if it involves an English man.

Fuck no. We did the skinny eyebrow thing before and I refused then. I’ll take my caterpillar brows with me to the grave.

FUCK NO. My eyebrows were thick before they were in and they are going to stay that way. I pluck what have to to keep them neat. That is it. That will always be it. I have VERY Strong Feelings on this matter. End of Rant.

“even whiter” ahahahahhahahahaah Thanks! 

Thank you, Chris Pratt, for voluntarily removing yourself from the debate on which Chris is best.

I have an old person’s question: I drive a light, some may say baby blue Subaru, is there some sort of drug or sexual innuendo I need to be aware of?

Remember the good old days when you’d just instantly regret your face tattoo and then lie to everyone about it and try to sue the tattoo artist?

How dare you - he was a miniature horse.

We just put our baby kitty to sleep today :( Actually, she was not a baby, she was 16. It was time (probably liver failure). She was a sweetie and partially blind all her life, and also very petite. She did not like being held whatsoever but she was so up for cuddling that we pretty much just called her "couch buddy"…

I’ve seen Farscape and I disagree.

And I can suggest there was merit to the second one. I watched it, I was entertained, and I feel like I got my money’s worth. 

On the one hand, sucks for Gunn, sucks for the franchise, and sucks for movie fans.

See, I don’t read this as Cruise being ignorant of the internet.

She shouldn’t have gotten it years ago. Same with Tool. They had great videos, which is supposed to be why an artists receives award. The only J. Lo video I even remember is that one where Ben Affleck rubs her ass while they’re on a yacht. Barf. 

I am only here to quibble over the tag of One Erection.

The correct and time tested tag for the group on Jezebel has been and always will be Wand Erection, even if you are only talking about a single member (ha!) of the group

As I mentioned in my post, I believe she heard it from another kid in daycare. We are very careful to limit questionable influences in our own house but she’s not kept in a bubble and not every parent is limiting things the same way from their own kids.