This is a guy whose most famous song lyric is “let ya nuts hang.” He already had one too many chances. Can we just 8ight6ix him already?

And a different fiance

Yes, Seattle. I work for a pizza company that has Green certification; all our stuff including salad containers and forks/knives/spoons are compostable.

We all agree that Monica made the song though right? I mean her part was the best part and she had so much attitude in her vocals. If this song came up to karaoke I would probably fight with someone to get her part.

This isn’t even where we started. Reducing plastic bag use has been going on for years. 

Great, more plastic lips floating around the Pacific Ocean.

“Yes, he is a gorgeous man.”

This is because Marco Rubio is a fuckless cunt.

While you’re at it, F*ck everyone who JUST DIDN’T VOTE in 2016.

I don’t know, but Q’doba seems to have mastered the quesadilla about 15 years ago, so I don’t think it’s exactly akin to planning the Mars landing.

Put me down for love. I love love love the sofritas and the guac and the corn salsa. I actually eat there more since I gave up meat, because there aren’t a lot of fast-casual places that offer tofu options.

Someone at the Trump Organisation really hasn’t been thorough in reserving domain names:

Can you.

Also, there’s no such thing as being in a relationship, where somebody couldn’t compose something that said ‘I felt threatened.’

technically its an incel phone

Trying to slip his Jesusing between jokes about poop is the “put a pill in hamburger” of acceptance speeches.

Never thought i’d see Chiseled abs and Matzo ball soup in the same sentence.

“I am Mokgadi Caster Semenya. I am a woman and I am fast.”

That little satisfied smirk at the end kills me.