I love “Bang Bang” (plz don’t @ me)

Yeah, bring back interpretive dance!

We need to emphasize a bit more the fact that the guy that was just befriended by the US President is a homicidal maniac who starves an entire country on a daily basis.

He knows his long-ass ties will get caught.

I adopted a kitty on Monday!

And, if you don’t know what it’s like to have the entire world openly criticize, judge, throw uninformed opinions,

Dennis Rodman is our FLOTUS now.

I really don’t understand the hate the movie got. I’m not a super fan or anything, but I thought it was a pretty good movie, and that Kelly was good in it. I thought the whole casino part was a bit slow, but that’s not her fault. I will never understand the people who didn’t like the shoulder brush.

the one she did with Jessie J - Bang Bang

Do Timber & Lumber in U.S.?

“Do Timber and Lumber in U.S. ?” Is a sentence the president wrote down. With a space between U.S. and the question mark.

*stares disapprovingly*

so.

I’m oddly fascinated with this topic and will read this article and enjoy it, but for now this is as far as I got.

Have you met trump voters?

You know that if a big pharmaceutical company can dunk on you, you really screwed up.

Brody’s birthday? The link says it’s his wedding which makes more sense. Who cares if you don’t attend your adult child’s birthday? Please tell me how many people have parents showing up to their birthday parties. Maybe occasionally for the nice round numbers. A wedding though? That would hurt.

Caitlyn is skipping Brody’s wedding, not birthday. She’s a terrible person.

You must have been a tall 6th grader. Either that or the park you went to should be shut down for negligence.

Not to get all weird but was it the Waynes World ride at Carowinds?