I had that t-shirt! My first concert too! I was 13. The concert was objectively terrible though. The whole band had the flu and they almost cancelled. 

At least the beige leather lingerie will do what it’s advertised to do, unlike all the crystal eggs and vag steaming woo that Goop peddles.

Counterpoint: Hidden Valley cilantro lime ranch is really good, especially on foods that are a little bland like (faux) chicken strips.

The biggest and most memorable was the Iraq war protest in NYC on February 15, 2003.

That dye job or wig or whatever it is completely erased Katy Perry’s hairline, and it looks terrible.

No Chris Pratt and all his bad music and insecurity.

Thank you. I didn’t necessarily mean that I’m kind of an idiot. I am smart, but I also have to work hard - not a born natural. My biggest issues during my freshmen year were studying for my math placement test so that I placed into a much harder course than I was actually ready for (never took any calc in high school) …

Thanks! Yes, I worked really, really hard to improve after freshman year. I was in natural resources, which is Cornell’s version of environmental science. Certainly not as hard a general bio, but not as easy as animal science. When I mentioned idiots graduating, I wasn’t necessarily referring to myself ;)

I went to an Ivy League school. While it is perfectly possible to do badly, it is almost impossible to full on fail. Not to tell you my whole life story, but I was less prepared for college than a lot of my peers. I got into said Ivy (Cornell) because I chose a major in the state funded/land grant portion of the…

Oh gosh, it’s like riding a bike for me. I only bust out my fancy cursive for thank you’s and Christmas cards, but it still looks essentially how it did in junior high when I abandoned cursive for printing and eventually typing (which is to say decent, but not impressive).

Most donuts aren't vegan, Ariana.

Cornell (my Alma mater) graduates over 3,000 bachelor’s students a year. In my recollection, many of them were pretty fucking dumb. Way dumber than me and my guidance counselor thought it was a miracle I was accepted. But then, I'm from a solidly middle class family of no particular reknown...*shrug*

The container ships are going back to China anyway - empty now, I guess.

Yeah, we love to ignore thr reduce and reuse corners of the sustainability triangle. Bottled water is such a fucking racket (unless you live in Flint)

I always thought glass and small plastics (bottle caps, drinking straws, etc.) were the major contaminants.

Congrats to you too! And solidarity on zombie like sleep deprivation!

Done and no worries!

Yuuuuuup! Lactation consultant showed me tricks for waking him up but it was way easier at the cold doctor's office than snuggled up at home!

I traveled a bit...did a solo 14 hour roundtrip drive for work at 28 weeks and flew a couple of hours for a wedding at 32 weeks. No problems! But if you don't trust the airplane food to be good, pack as many snacks as you can! Can't comment on body image... I didn't gain a ton of weight in pregnancy due to…

Good idea! If I’m around when SNS drops next week, I’ll start one.