My husband literally wouldn’t have a job if people didn’t mess things like this up all the time. He works phone support for a major timekeeping and payroll company. Get that $!

Never miss an opportunity to go to Costa Rica - incredible country!

Yeah he is for sure doing some of that. We can get him to take a pacifier sometimes, but he has a hard time keeping it in his mouth. Pediatrician already gave us a hard time about using the pacifier and possibly missing/ignoring hunger cues. I was like...lady, I have a busted nipple and a ravenous beast to deal with…

Yeah, I’ve been watching some really bad TV. I might need to pick up a more engaging hobby I can do plonked on the couch.

Thanks! He's a he until he tells us otherwise though

Thank you and mostly! My husband’s birthday was 2/12 and Valentine’s, but it’s 90% baby cards!

Yup... he demands sustenance 10x a day and takes close to 45 minutes each time (some burp time included) soooo 450 min = 7.5 hours O_O

I had a baby! His name is Edward Douglas and he was born the day after Valentine’s Day. He’s pretty much the love of my life even though I’m breastfeeding like 8 hours a day and I’m stupid tired. I was really scared about post-partum depression because I am higher risk for it (my mom had it, I have had prior bouts of…

I am a more or less life long vegetarian and am...a little surprised by these findings. Not like I stink or anything, but the flatulence from eating lots of legumes and green veggies and dairy (for non vegans) is real.

Not that the world and the Grammys aren’t still bullshit, but Fiona Apple said that at the VMAs, not the Grammys. 

Yet somehow puking gin and juice is not so great...

Maybe I’m looking in the wrong place (or not looking at all - Buy Buy Baby gives me anxiety sweats) but I have yet to see a gendered car seat. Ours is black and grey. 

Pratt has a history of being a shitty pet owner. Tried to give an elderly cat away on Twitter, and he and Anna Faris actually did give a rescue dog away and it was later found on the street starving to death, tracked back to them via microchip. He also kills lots of animals (hunter + raises and slaughters lambs) and…

Is...is that a picture of faux lesbian Russian pop duo t.A.T.u? I can’t hate - they had some jams.

Yup, it’s sad. I’m in a lot of first-time pregnancy FB groups, and at least once a week there’s a post from someone worried about how they’re supposed to make their hairy vulva look pristine and presentable to the hospital staff when they deliver. The posts and comments are from women of just about every ethnicity. 

Yeah. I’m pale af with dark brown almost black leg hair. Another kid asked me when I was 8 years old and wearing shorts why I didn’t shave my nasty legs. I was like “uh cuz I’m 8 and my mom won’t let me play with razors!” My baby shower is tomorrow and I’m anxious b/c I haven’t shaved my legs in a minute, even though…

Sadly, they didn’t pick up on my diabetic vegetarian bowl...

Jason Momoa does nothing for me, physically. Women seem to go nuts for him, but I don’t get it. I guess I’m more into an ectomorphic...or just kind of “normal” physique than bulging muscles. And there’s something about his face that isn’t my cup of tea. The high eyebrow arch, maybe? Clearly, this is all very…

Panic! At the Disco is signed to a record label owned by members of Fall Out Boy, so that probably helps with the not suing. Point taken though - these days I can’t pick one from the other in an aural lineup...

I had Gap jeans from 2005 that I just threw away last year. The thighs rubbed through probably 5 years ago, but I patched them. Last year, the patches gave way and there was really nothing to graft a new patch to, so they had to go. Loved those jeans though!