You should really familiarize yourself with Tank and The Bangas. I am happy they were at least nominated.

I’ll take the modest win. This has been put on the backburner going on 3 years now. And is the tip of the iceberg of what’s needed.

You’re never going to make everybody happy. If these same women had somehow worked and succeeded at getting the policy changed, there would be people saying, “oh great, do they want a cookie?”, or otherwise deriding them for not having acted sooner. I’m not even saying that would be the majority reaction—just that…

Well written.
TLDR: Trump is a poor person’s idea of what a rich person is, dumb person’s idea of what smart person is, a weak person’s idea of what strong person is.

Kids selling Welch’s fruit snacks for $1 >>>>>>>>>>>>> Showtime > everything else.

This is fucking rude and gross and entitled and obnoxious. Yet another reason why I’m glad I’m old enough that “being extra for the ‘gram” was not a thing when I was young.

Parmesan cheese on the train. Great.

seriously, this is like every public transit pet peeve of mine rolled up into one package. Eating on the train? Loudly screaming/woo-hoo-ing? Littering your piñata confetti and silly string all over? Like, you’re not the only person on the planet and this shit is not cute, it’s hella inconsiderate.

I don’t want this stupid birthday party on my commute. Nope. And I don’t want the Showtime dancers either. I want an uneventful ride where I sit quietly with my headphones. I never want to be smacked in the face by a flying Showtime foot, but I ESPECIALLY don’t want to smell your train lobster. Beat it, all of you.

I may be in a mood, but I hate these people and if I had been in the subway car I would’ve literally wanted to murder them.

Be rad if both sides of the aisle would pass the reins to the next generation all around.

Him, the Orange Nightmare, and Maine gov Paul LePage top my list. But it’s a really long list.

Is it too much to ask for a bright cup with pictures of balloons and streamers and “Happy Birthday Jesus!” in bold letters?

Until it says “JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON!!!” on it in giant, angry letters I will continue to be offended.

“Starbucks appears to be striving for a lukewarm medium”

She’s being much more reasonable with you

It’s been a while since we’ve had such a classical political gaffe, so it’s got that going for it.

Tater tots in a hot dish!! What is this, Christmas!  Settle down.

That wacky ol’ Kemp, always saying the quiet part loud!

Reminds me of this: