I worry that she got a notification about the orange muenster undoing all of the gouda work from the previous administration. 

The crooked racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people’s tweet reads like a Mad Libs filled in by boring people:

Somebody buy Piggie Smalls a fancy outfit!

I feel it’s worth noting that the only reason I’m not truly fluent in German or French is that my ancestors were bullied into assimilation and forbidden from speaking their native tongues in public when they came to America and settled along the Mississippi in the 1850s.

You made me think of this comic:

Democratic rule of thumb: in the absence of any other info, vote for the person who is defending your right to fucking vote.

The people screaming at strangers for being non-white are the same people who are whining that yelling at millionaire Senators is inexcusably rude, right?

15 days after he disappeared, Saudi Arabia has just admitted that Jamal Khashoggi died at its embassy in Istambul. The official line is that he died in a fight with Saudi authorities.

Karlie Kloss Kushner.

It’s not possible

Armour plated smokey eye as

Poor Melania

I don’t give a fuck about T-Swift. I do give a fuck about this:

Who cares as long as they vote? News flash: the majority of humanity cares most about themselves and their own. Not everyone is an activist, not everyone wants to be, most people just want to live their lives and not have to worry about other shit that doesn’t directly affect them. And honestly, as long as they come…

Her fans annoy the shit out of me sometimes, but I have to say that this feels like one of those movies where the war turns when the rival faction decides to swoop in and help with the greater evil.

I’m a “better than late than never” and a “reinforce positive behavior” kind of guy. I’m not about shaming new and incoming allies; I think we do too much of this performative shaming of people who don’t particularly deserve it.

As always, I’m just waiting to see if Taylor is REALLY down ... will she stay the course and stick with her (ahem, newfound) convictions when Trump and many of her non-progressive fans attack her for this, or fold? Will she even be able to take criticism from these non-straight, non-white people who she sees as equal…

It’s hard to get on someone who was never open or involved about political stuff. If she was I’d agree with about her complictness. Most of the other people named have long since being active, involved, or engaged with political commentary and discussion.

“almost everything a dog claimed to do”

fixed it