LOVE IT. I couldn’t even get through that Deadspin post ugh

Thanks!

Right? I show everyone his “Must Be Santa” music video.

What?! These two are my fav celebrity crushes and they are in a show together?? How have I not known?

Damn! Hope for all of us pale red-headed folk!

This is the message that really stuck out to me too.

OMG I love “petite organs”.

Well I am officially impressed!

I don’t even know how this would work for a lady. Unless you had a SheWee!

Right?!

So now I have to ask why you learned to do that?

The bathroom situation would be the worst part of this for me.

My husband loves these things! They just taste kind of meh to me.

I either drink whiskey and go to the awesome art store in my city on tiny shopping spree (the whiskey helps me not feel guilty for spending money), or I do yoga and aromatherapy. I’ve got a nice collection of essential oils because pretty smells relieve my stress.

I second the pouf. The pouf is key, and feels much better than a washcloth.

Damn it’s always this. They’ll complain about us but most of the time they started that shit. There’s probably a millionaire baby boomer somewhere who made his/her fortune from participation trophies.

Yes! The pro-science crew here is making my heart happy.

I’m so sorry. Please take care of yourself, and try to talk to a therapist. Lean on your loved ones. You’re needed here.

Same!

Good advice, thank you! :)