Here you go, Chief: http://deadspin.com/the-blue-jackets-are-on-fire-1790622258

Easy there Skip.

Too fast... Too furious bro. So awkward @ “somebody save me”.

I just saw reports that she is stabilized, but that could mean a whole host of different things... I don’t even want to process this right now. Tis not a merry Christmas on Hoth at the moment. :(

Dear Men,

<3

Oh, I feel for that little child with the demon’s hands on her shoulders... she has NO idea... fuck.

That one Woman looking directly at the camera though, she knows what’s up. All, “Why the fuck am I here?”. Well played “That one Woman”, well played. (or, she’s someone famous and I’m just a moron).

SIGH...All I’ve got at this point:

People need to stop telling Paul George to break a leg. It hasn’t been working out thus far.

That’s not a Horse! Just because they call it a Horse doesn’t mean it’s a real Horse. We play real Horses here in America! Wait, I thought this article referenced the word Football. I got upset over the wrong word.

Apologies. I meant that I watched the entire thing as in their entire speeches. Because this video was a small sampling.

I said I watched the whole thing. Sorry If I did not explain this eloquently enough, but what I meant was that I watched both of their entire speeches in full. Because it is available online to watch. And even in the ENTIRE context of their speeches, Hillary, although people did boo at times (watched entire speech)…

“Pissed off?! If I was that close to a horses wiener, I’d be worried about gettin’ pissed on!”

No, there were definite boos. People were definitely, and audibly booing at points. Short and bittersweet boos. But definite booing.

“Pussy”

Bugs Bunny needs to just cut off Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, and Florida and call it fucking day already. #AlsoMaybeTexasSometimes

I’ll just leave this here. #Preach

I just watched the entire thing. Hillary absolutely killed this shit. Spot on with her timing and delivery. Every jab she threw landed, and every swing she took hit hard. She even squashed the “booooo” moments with quick retorts.

Is the RNC going to apologize for dumping a bunch of shit down Americas throat? (see: Trump)