3/5th’s per team.

Yes.

Meanwhile:

You know what needs a license? Doctors, not my ass.

It’s so great we all understand percentages!

My father did nothing but inspire me to be the best person I could be, every step of the way through life. I don’t have a single memory of him not being there for me, in the most mundane of situations. He also never let me fuck up. By which I mean he let me make an immeasurable amount of mistakes on my own, and then…

Once Lebron decides to shave his head... I swear he’s going to look like DMX if DMX didn’t ya know, smoke crack.

The best way to handle Milo is not to starve him of attention or the likewise. The best way is for a liberal organization to fund the likes of Shuan King or DeRay McKesson. With the same amount of money or more. Where are THESE people right now? THAT is how this will be won. Unfortunately in 2017 and beyond, this…

Excuse me sir, but do you have a minute to talk about Dick of the King (c. 2007 Activision) (PC-9801)?

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I don’t think that’s how that works...

Ivanka x Trump Reference. For sure.

Fuckboy of the year.

“I just wanted to create dialogue on the topic” is the new version of “But I have black friends”...In addition:

#WhiteGenocide

Talk about abusing executive powers... I think that’s a slight overreaction there Donny [Fuckboy].

Yet, everyone says his skills are receding. Oh no, wait.

(obligatory)

Where my dogs at?