Damn.

It’s to help people believe that the athletes are students. That’s where school goes.

Coworkers, I don’t have the power to fire them but that won’t stop me trying to anyway.

I remember going to SXSW when it was a direction.

I’d add, don’t fuck a Republican guy, ladies and your chances of getting off will be incrementally greater*

Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

It may be early but the 2017 Deadspin Dong & Dinger Data Tracker is LIVE.

Will anyone match defending Dong Champ Patrick Redford’s astonishing 36 dong, 79 dinger performance from 2016?? (data here). TUNE IN TO DEADSPIN AND FIND OUT.

I am very impressed with the seamless transition between technical physics terminology and bro-speak. Outstanding effort my good Sir (-brah).

Attention world:

This joke missed by a hair...

A NHL player wuldnt leave time on the clock

Feminism has permeated society and that is a good thing. it’s not watered down, it’s sinking in.

“We need to rein in science. We need to stop these liberals that think that anything is OK,” he wrote in an email.”

“Feminism is about standing up for those who are marginalized in society,” she said.

Somehow that accent makes it even more poignant, too.

Mayors are stepping up lately (Miami-Dade aside).... this video from Marty Walsh of Boston vowing to use City Hall as a sanctuary site if need be had me tearing up: