Being just a regular villain isn’t as prestigious.

WTF does that guy mean?? “Payback” for WHAT?? Filling his childhood imagination with wonder? What does this guy think the sharks did to him??

I love wolves. I have no desire to ever own one.

Everybody wants to be a supervillian now.

A friend of mine does cover illustrations for those self-publishing presses!... Her portfolio full of gay archangel threesomes, elf orgies, Aztec gods, naked mer-people (which she calls ‘fishcake’, ref. beefcake and cheesecake), sexy golems, bigfeets, you name it, it’s incredible.

like those Furry weirdos.

I saw the headline and immediately knew it was you, Kelly. In this the darkest timeline, I am eternally grateful that you transformed this MFA-wielding literary snob into someone who has read over 100 trashy romance novels SINCE FEBRUARY. I am also now an Audible Romance Package subscriber, god help me.

“I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than just our bodies,” Moretz wrote.”

Excuse me but are you suggesting that a man who was raised by a Klansman who was arrested for rioting over there being too many Catholics in the police department and who also wants to outlaw Islam, making it a centerpiece of his campaign, would also have a problem with Jews? 

OMG, the only thing I’m reading from this is “my lily white daughter picked a Jew.”

Oh, but I LOVE Schmidt and I’m still not over New Girl being done.

I’m afraid to click on it at work... but I don’t think TB could ever look awkward pulling his pants down.

*snort*

I truthfully believe she is the most beautiful woman alive. 

Priyanka and Nick remind me of Cece and Schmidt on New Girl. 

TMZ are serious ambulance chasers. They must have a lot of people on their payroll because they’re always the first to know when a celebrity is hospitalized. They, and the people they're paying for this information, are lower than dirt 

That’s an A+ celeb crush. I love her. 

Jamie Lee Curtis is one of us humans!!!!

Yeah! And why should the government have to pay when you could just borrow some roads from your neighbors when they’re not using them? And we could just have a collection center where people can just donate their gently used teachers.

Why should government pay for schools - just let people donate, not to mention sports stadiums and fire departments. I mean, some of these are useful, but let them run on volunteers and donations.