I just screeched out loud. I was in a crowded coffee shop. Now I'm running away. Hopefully away from this message too.

now my skin is crawling.

I kind of got a case of the vapors.

apparently I'm alone with this but I get more attention now at 32 than I did at 22. I wouldn't say I'm more attractive than I was but who knows.

i have the opportunity to move halfway across the country with a friend. i don't know if this is a good idea or not. i'm terrible at making new friends and would be leaving almost everyone i know. i am relatively independent though and have always wanted to live someplace else, even if its for a short while. people…

i absolutely second that suggestion. ill also post this video 'cause it always makes me laugh.

stick with me here... it looks like the way a cute sneeze sounds. little and squeaky.

my first thought exactly!

Ha! Take that grandma! Being the sole singe grandchild doesn't make me a failure.

i've always wanted to try out hermitry. the ye olde kind were you get to live all by yourself and write manifestos while being surrounded by small animals. that's sounding more and more appealing as a lifestyle.

I can't dance, like really really can't, but I think if this could be my dance recital routine- including awkward laughing and silence. Then id bother to learn.

thank you! i love that name idea, i might steel it when i can get a dog. i haven't been able to get one for a while but i've named all but my most recent rabbit after the hutch rabbits.

I'm ok with the big size. It's the first time I ever wanted something made from crocodile, or would buy product with the initial of the manufacturer on it.

I would if I could but I can't so I won't. Sorry.

I like the one in Davies, the times I've been there they've been pleasant and helpful.

I've watched it 3 times now! I'm having a rough week and this has completely perked things up.

I thought that too. slightly board, maybe a little annoyed.

the outtakes were adorable!

Read the last sentence of the article. That and a generally scan of the comments section leads me to believe we all feel this is the list of a crazy possessive person and not the rules to follow for a healthy open relationship.