What's that on your back...?

So she got all the eggs, but where is the spider that laid them?

WHERE IS THE SPIDER???

They'll have to pry my whipped cream flavored vodka out of my cold, dead hands. That stuff with orange juice = creamsicle = happiness.

I don't know, pepperoni balls and the swastika look pretty lazy to me.

panties OFF.

taylor swift, except she'll probs be at my wedding to harry.

What is the school doing to rectumfy the situation?

I am really proud of you too.

I had to deal with some of these fuckers when they came to my campus on Wednesday, showing off pictures of dead fetuses. They screamed at me, and came uncomfortably close. They also told me my parent's interracial and interfaith marriage was going to go to hell. And that I dishonored them for being gay. So I made a…

I want to counter-protest against everyone's sunglasses in this photo

I was referring in part to the fundraiser for Officer Darren Wilson that has raised more than $300K, ostensibly from people other than white women and the protests in favor of Wilson, populated by both men and women.

"New York's Brightest Support New York's Finest"

Many of the reasons people dislike vegans are encapsulated in your comment. Desperate need to announce that one is a vegan? Check. Outsized persecution complex? Check.

Man, the only thing that would surprise me to hear about Rhianna's private life is that she's actually celibate and straight-edge.

Uh, Kim's private sex life ship has sailed. Ten years ago.

If they're sending to a large enough group, the program will need hours to send to everyone, at which point you can't cancel an email. The article said the news about the ISIS video broke around the same moment. No way you can cancel something that fast since the email was actually sent (past the point of retrieval)…

Maybe they were actually working instead of surfing the internet all day, so they didn't see the news right away?

Good thing no one asked you.

I honestly don't believe it was a sham. I can shamelessly admit that I am a regular KUWK watcher (DO NOT JUDGE ME. DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME) and despite being generally pretty critical of Kim when I watch, I honestly think that marriage was sincere. Kim genuinely seems like the kind of woman who falls in love with the…

I think this is nonsense. Nude photos are made regularly in art photography, and have been done this way for decades. Please see Elinor Carucci's work for examples of what I mean. You don't need to be doing it for that reason, though. Maybe you just like the way you look naked on a given day and want to remember…