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Meanwhile, the cat is heartily congratulating himself on a job well done. Bad dog, indeed.

I think you underestimate how jealous the dog was of all the attention its owner(s) gave that laptop. I'm sure the dog thought, "Kill it with FIRE"

But...did she bring enough for the entire class?

My meth belt always clashes with my vodka dress. :(

I can't wait for this story to morph into a pithy sound bite for conservatives. "Kentucky public school teachers have enough money for weasel dust, something something unions. Argle bargle. Obama."

Yes, the good ol' Meth Belt.

That is certainly a true statement. Been to a mall recently? These kids are just awful, terrible little human beings. And their fashion sucks.

I think I've seen that elephant at music festivals next to the girl who always shows up with a hula hoop.

These will likely become "fuck pods" as well.

I want to personally thank you for all the angry comments/emails I'm going to get about your joke. Because obviously I write these jokes and force you to post them.

But can it rosebud?

A surrealist piece by your Penguin truly, for illustrative purposes.

Height: Around 5 apples
Weight: Around 3 apples
HOW

Officially.

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Hey, Kate! That's not the video! That's some weird edit of other videos of theirs and some behind the scenes footage. THIS is the video