This is definitely a joke, though, right? She's definitely in on it being funny and she's not trying to be serious?

My best friend buys music and I won't lie, it's really weird to me. All of the songs on her iPod have album artwork instead of some phantom music note. I will ask her to send me a song and she will say, "You're not authorized on my iTunes, so you won't be able to play it." What? She just thinks it's the right thing to…

A lot of fashion bloggers have been wearing the turban-looking style of these. I almost ordered one from the Internet for a buttload of money before seeing an identical one for $2 at my local beauty supply. I investigated further and learned they have a real purpose and that purpose is not to sit atop the head of…

I am of the farming community and I am plagued by baby hairs all around my forehead, all the way from left ear to right. (The Internet tells me to stop brushing my hair when it's wet, stop dyeing it, stop using elastics with metal clasps, and start sleeping with gunky masks on my head, but the Internet doesn't know…

This sounds like one of those fucked-up "learning moments" like when Hank takes Walt Jr. (Flynn, sry) out to see crackies on the beat after he tries to buy beer so he can see what he doesn't want his life to progress to. If this happened, I bet it happened very much on purpose and was assigned to her by a higher-up…

When I was in third grade and my cousin was in junior high, he got a very biological and mechanical sort of sex talk in science class. Being a 13-year-old boy, he was eager to tell someone and appear super smart, so he explained it all to me in graphic detail. I was henceforth banned from ever speaking to him, but he…

I don't know if I would call a woman suddenly leaving her husband "beautiful." He definitely wouldn't call it that. I'm glad she found happiness, but it isn't a beautiful situation all around.

I did not spend 45 minutes in poopy stealth mode trying to cover up what had happened and two years making sure no one who was in the house that day ever starts asking questions just so I could come on here and tell you guys every detail. Pff.

Your ex's family and my boyfriend's family sound like the same family. I have also had to do...what you mentioned doing.

We could be great friends.

Beat ya to it. I ordered some two weeks ago. Mine is baby pink and it's gonna be fucking great.

As a person who entered college and lived in a dorm during the time that this trend was peaking, I feel like the decline of flavored vodka is a direct attack on my lifestyle. This is what I learned to drink with, so the idea of transitioning from Pinnacle Cotton Candy and cream soda cocktails in an old Disney Princess…

Actually... I don't know. If I saw a picture of my boyfriend(/husband!) doing this particular thing, I would be a little angry. A lot angry. The top left picture is whatever. The bottom left picture is whatever. These right-hand side pictures though... oh hell no.

When I was in junior high, the cute thing for girls to do was wear pajama pants with a t-shirt to school. No clue why. Not your standard-issue pinstripes or whatever, though. No, you couldn't save money by wearing your regular-degular old PJ pants; that was cheating and it was Not Trendy. You had to have like ten…

I went through such a serious HK phase around the age of 19. Every item I got for Christmas was HK-themed. I fell hard into it for a good four or five months for no reason, then promptly fell out of it. When I first jailbroke my iPhone, though, I changed my fonts all to the iconic HK logo font. I loved that shit and…

in situations like this, I know they done goof'd, but I still feel bad when I imagine the designer, who was probably so excited to have a piece chosen by Zara, realizing what happened and feeling like shit. I know this is weird, but I hope the designer was a real asshole and not a well-meaning sweetheart with no…

Wait. When I'm watching the embedded video, I'm getting one of those awful fan mashup videos that combines Ariana's "Problem" video with other random shots of Nicki and Jessie. Is that what is supposed to be happening here?

Brunch looks like fun but none of my friends will go with me. Does anyone want to go to this on Sunday? We don't have to be a nuisance. We don't even have to puke.

PS I'm not EVEN watching from my laptop in North Dakota, but I might as well be, excitingly specific first paragraph. I moved here to do fun shit and no…

I feel you on that. I read something the other day that said once you start getting into feminism or other social justice causes, you realize that literally every single thing in your life is "problematic." Sometimes you just gotta let it ride, you know? I started off with a bang, correcting every thing my friends and…

This is one thing I always do wonder. We spend a lot of time lambasting performers for using women as props, complaining about the way women are portrayed in ads, and talking about the way they are presented in basically every form of media. We should be! We should be calling attention to it always, pointing out the…

This really kills me. One of my friends goes there and he is a sweetheart. I always forget about those views. He's just a genuinely great guy. I had him proofread an article I wrote about transphobia the other day without really thinking it over. He asked if an asterisk I had after "trans" was a typo or not and that…