Ah, Bernie is 85? That explains why he looks like Andy Warhol’s rotting corpse.

This seems like an odd route to take to try and raise the money to finish building the Olympic venues.

This. Now THIS is some intelligent, high-level trolling.

Third eye open, well done.

not one bit.

not one bit.

Hey man....don’t bring Common Core math into this.....

‘“It’s really hard to understand how this could happen, how somebody could do that to children,” local police lieutenant Dan McGrath told the press.’

We’re planning to send our kids to public school. We both went to public schools, and obtained terminal degrees in our field. Having parents who understand, appreciate and encourage education is far more important than having a private school.

A strong argument for the people who believe that white people shouldn’t say “woke”?

Here I was going through my day without an 80s artist to sing to and then ... ZAP! Brannigan.

Yeah I’ve lived in Oklahoma before and I’m not really tempted to go back. But Martha has the upstate NY farm, a place on Cape Cod ... I think I’ve made my choice. I’ll find my own threesome partners!

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

When Umber went to get “proof” my heart fucking sank ‘cause I knew exactly what that was going to mean. =\

I think it’s mostly rumored that Lyanna wasn’t captured/raped but ran away with the Targ because they were in luuuuurv. That’s why she’ll ask Ned to look after the little tyke after she dies during child birth.

*I* wanted to hug them and I was sitting across from them! They were legitimately so upset. It was unreal. Restored my faith in humanity. And bros.

No, and if somebody wants to go into a restroom with nefarious purposes, there are already laws against sexual assault, etc., and another law isn’t going to stop them. Bathroom bills only make criminals of transgender people.

When you take out your loaded gun with the fucking safety off and wave it around in a roomful of children, then any shooting that results is intentional.

Uh...umm... I can’t. I just can’t. Words escape me in a hiss of steaming anger.

Did you see Sam Bee’s piece on how poor women have trouble affording diapers for their kids? And how Republicans think these women shouldn’t be able to pay for diapers with food stamps? And if you can’t afford to buy diapers, you probably should have thought about that before you went and got yourself pregnant, slut?

I want to run for Congress, win and draft a bill to make it legal for American citizens to punch these guys in the dick.