I don’t know, what was the guy from Duck Dynasty wearing?

Fuck every one of these assholes.

only if you have enough for everyone.

Yes they’re called my children.

My kids are 12 and 16 and I have to BEG them to turn the TV on, and then my daughter just puts on the Met game and I wind up staring at my phone for 3 hours.

Donald Trump, a Day-Glo roadside billboard about jock itch

You should see children in 2016 react during an internet outage. They turn to rage INSTANTLY. There’s no consoling them.

My 16 y/o makes fun of the fact that I have a facebook account. And I only check into it once a week.

I somehow missed this announcement and have been wondering why I’ve been laughing so hard all day.

“As your attorney, I advise you to never put it in a fucking email.”

*obligatory and sincere statement declaring my own love for John Boyega, and also his female doppleganger*

Obviously Fivesixer.

I love how consistent the replies to this are.

The hottest.

I actually did assume that must have been the case. And it was a fantastic juxtaposition.

taxidermy supplies??

You had me at “America’s favorite purveyor of carnitas and norovirus.”

WHY has no company manged this obvious co-branding win yet??

I bet that kid was forever grateful to you.

OK - I stand corrected. I think that ep is just so tied to him for me I never seem to separate it.