Yeah, Morgan wrote some classic X-Files, but he’s also responsible for the super-rapey vibe of “Small Potatoes.” So I dunno.

In this version of Grease, Doody is the hottest T-Bird

To add insult to injury, everything within those cursed bowls is tasteless, toothless. Chipotle’s “salsa” is nowhere near spicy enough, if it has any flavor at all, and its assertion that its rice tastes like “cilantro-lime” is preposterous, as it does nothing of the sort. The beans seem unseasoned as well. Each time…