(Jesse Ventura famously attempted to begin unionizing wrestlers before WrestleMania 2, but Hulk Hogan tattled on him to McMahon and the whole thing was scuttled.)

Is your DS phat obsolete though? You didn’t feel the need to upgrade, and very few titles were exclusive to DSi. I never felt the need to upgrade to the New 3DS. Nobody needs a PS4 Pro, it just has added features like 4K support and can run more demanding games at a more stable framerate. I wonder if this ‘switch pro’…

Stuff like this has me convinced the Diet Switch isn’t gonna have detachable controls.

position players will only be permitted to pitch in extra innings or if their team is leading or trailing by seven or more runs unless they have been previously designated by their team as a two-way player which can only be done if those players have pitched 20 innings or appeared in 20 games in which they made…

Average NFL game length: 3 hours, 12 minutes

I don’t understand why Manfred has to go to the extreme of the “pitchers must face a minimum of three batters rule” just to speed the game up. There’s no need for such a fundamental change.

I tell this story every time a Trump golf story is posted. In 2016, I was playing in a golf outing for work. Our caddy has previously worked at Trump’s club in Westchester County. He told us that if you caddied for Trump, you knew the deal. You kept plenty of extra balls in your pocket. No matter where he  hit it, you…

Petit wasn’t undone by a navigational mishap [BAD INJURY LUCK] this year; instead, his dogs [THE PLAYERS] got too pissed off at each other to run [WIN GAMES]. He told Iditarod Insider [The Athletic] in an interview that things started to break down when one of his dogs [PLAYERS], Joey, took a bathroom break [DURING A…

Gary’s unfortunate legacy of a complete lack of business sense continues to ruin the lives of the people around him still. Gail seems very much like the surviving spouse of a celebrity who is struggling just to keep her head above water trying to deal with stuff that had they had the foresight to have created a trust…

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

I too am a billionaire if you estimate the value of my brand at $4 billion. Please don’t make me own the Bills.

This is about the 153rd time I’ve said this here, but I fucking hate that I love this team.

I had a high school coach who thought it was fun to hand out these kinds of gag awards. I remember one of my teammates getting the Big Butt award. Mine was something along the lines of the Diva Award, which I got ostensibly because I was very serious and cared about winning (the reality is that I, as a sophomore, had…

Sure, and everyone else is now equipped to make an informed decision about giving the guy any money, now that his opinions are known. 

I have tried, and tried, and tried and I just can’t get worked up over this.

UNIONIZE.

They are indeed perfect for making chili.

Another word, sauce.

LOL, I haven’t seen a good tomato in the store since I moved to the OC. And I shop the restaurant supply stores for work. They are uniformly heinous.

One word, Chili.