A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

Counterpoint, having been to many Methodist weddings (meaning, no booze at all), is no booze at a wedding is PERFECTLY fine.

what garden? I got married at Easy Tiger (beer garden lol) 

Maybe the bar to please a 7 year old is lower than it is to please a 49 year old? Or maybe a different bar altogether is needed?

Why are they riding horses?!

The school recently announced the hiring of new head coach Greg Brandory

Settle a score in my office. You’re typing and realize you misspelled something. Do you…

People who love cooking are really bad at imagining there are people who don’t love cooking.

God, I miss Barba. Him and Carisi were the only reasons I was still watching the show. And now that Raul left and Carisi’s has no decent storyline for 2 seasons, I’m kind of over it now.

This was just a normal Shadowrun session.

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

with you on Bush sucking (band and Presidents!) but dear Lord Live is a steaming heap too. I ALONE LOVVVVE YOU, get over yourself, shitbag.

Here in Omaha, there’s currently an effort by a state lawmaker to get people to start zipper merging when there is a lane closed for construction, which is the correct way to do it. People here get into the through lane way too early, and back traffic up for tens of blocks. Then they get angry with the people who use…

Every fifty years you can count on a Rolling Stones concert in San Francisco ending in a fracas. Time is on their side.

Yes, you can ignore them and have a great time with the game.

STOP 👏 MAKING 👏 MODEST 👏 PROPOSALS 👏 THAT DON’T 👏 INVOLVE 👏 EATING 👏 IRISH 👏 BABIES

Or just put a bear in the stands. A bear will keep order!

Was on a 2nd date with a woman who was super excited about her desert. She had been talking about getting it from the time we decided that was where we were going. She took one bite then offered me some. While reaching my fork over to get a bite I managed to knock my entire glass of red wine into the desert bowl. My…

Dustin Diamond with gout.

Why were they interviewing post-bender mark Zuckerberg about barstool sports