I’m gonna be this guy: Almost all of those are easy to search for and are, in fact, the top google search result. Except !!! (because that arrangement of punctuation confuses the search engine) and Alabama and America (but who the fuck is searching for those on Google anyway?)

But y’know what works just fine? Add…

Also a good way to get themselves killed. One of the reasons you can’t ride a bike on a sidewalk is that you come up so fast that cars can’t see you when they turn. Good way to get run over.

The seat thing is my biggest pet peeve. It may feel natural to sit in closer empty seats, but it’s an asshole move. You paid for tickets elsewhere. Just sit there.

We went to a restaurant neither of us really knew but it was a nice place and in the fun, first-date=friendly part of downtown. Fun! We sit down and look at the menu. I chose a chicken sandwich — I thought I would have to eat with my hands, but it’s about the easiest possible choice. She picked a salad. Pretty…

A couple things:

I also see a couple tree branches sticking out of there from time to time.

MINDFLAYERS ! RUNNNNNNN!

Absolutely do not use them on your skin! They’re like extremely fine sandpaper (they work because the tiny holes in the foam scrape, scrape, scrape the surface of whatever you’re cleaning) and you will end up taking off the top layer of your skin.

Came here to say this. Say what you will about his songs, but dude can play.

I do not get SteelBooks. Is something wrong with me? I have a couple I’ve received for reviews, but I’ve never bought one. They don’t really fit with my other games. I don’t get buying one.

Came here to say something clever. Got to,  “Now this is what I call a FUNNY CAR.” Now I got nothing. Kudos, Drew.

Welcome to modern media companies, where the people making all the content get shit on while executives swim around in piles of cash. It’s fucking disgusting.

Came here for a Sports Night reference. Satisfied.

Ever go to a college game in an arena that doubles for hockey? They have exactly this and, uh, it’s not an issue. Nobody falls into the wall. Nobody bitches about not being able to smell the players. Everything’s fine. That they do this at NBA games is insane to me. Doubly so if you have players bitching about the…

As mentioned in my other comment, it’s because they’re paying for exclusive access that the team won’t be giving to anyone else. The Athletic is like any other outlet. Yahoo will have all that plus will be the only place to get the other stuff.

This is a thing more and more clubs (and colleges and leagues, too) are doing. They’re going to let ONE company broadcast the pre- and post-game. The club/league/school sells the rights to that outlet, and fans pay a fee. Other outlets will be able to cover (writers, photographers) the events but not broadcast (no…

I once salted some food the way we always did at the restaurant I worked at, and my mom freaked out. I told her, “Y’know how all your food tastes amazing at a restaurant?”

No room for Resident Evil: Biohazard? Easily the scariest of the Resident Evil games, and flipped the series on its head. 

Are unions a thing at game studios? It feels like they should be.

I was talking about indie rock powerhouse Yo La Tengo.