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And thus was born one of the best band names of all time.

People deserve to be called out on their shit.

The problem isn’t Alderson so much as every decision Alderson makes gets sent directly to the Wilpons to sign off. I’d take Alderson without the Wilpons.

The ocean is terrifying because it is real.

As a Mets fan, I’m enormously happy any time Valentine’s poor excuse for a Groucho Marx disguise is brought back up.

Don’t even joke about Tebow in an MLB uniform. If we even so much as speak it aloud, it gives it power.

I grabbed a bottle of jalapeño Tabasco and put it into our bag.

You’ve obviously never worked in a bar. It doesn’t work.

I’m a Mets fan and a Harvey fan, and he shouldn’t be starting any more. Not for a team that wants to make the playoffs and will end up having SIX starters in a couple weeks.

Nothing more Metsy than putting up 6 runs on a very good only to lose it all in a single inning.

You have captured my feelings for the Mets.

I stopped watching Breaking Bad in the middle, and I have never once missed it.

Imagine being some schmuck who has to follow every single Mets game. Just a full spring and summer of getting pummeled in the balls, day in and day out. People who watch that much bad baseball are categorically insane. I wouldn’t allow them around small children.

What I think is goofy: So you’re going to limit players on a field talking to each other? That seems insane.

So the free agents are all complaining no one will offer them huge salaries? Maybe that’s because they’re vastly overvalued, and nobody wants to pay $25 million to a player whose best season was two years past. I don’t feel a lot of sympathy for these guys.

They’re cinammon rolls because you roll them out. And then, well, you cut them.

lede

Destiny fans sound like assholes.

If I were working in an office and saw some poor bastard try to recreate Taco Night step for step at his desk, I wouldn’t know whether to laugh at him or kill him.