You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

Enough people have had palpable reactions to this that I should explain that this is Claire’s “Second Story” campaign, unlocked as a complement to Leon’s once you complete his. A bit like having A routes and B routes in the original but a little less varied.

If you select Claire first, I imagine you will have a longer…

I feel like I am in the vast minority here, but I see zero problem with cosmetic micro-transactions. If they were allowing you to unlock everything with $10, or unlock guns (not unique skins) that can only be purchased, and not earned; then I understand, but it’s purely cosmetic. If you want to spend $1 - $500, for…

You’ve heard of Twitter.

Seriously? They can’t find anyone else to contract brew for these big local brands? People in Texas will buy Lone Star and people in Balm’r will buy Natty Boh so long as someone brews and sells it, to say nothing of PBR’s national reach.

Now that there are 3 rows of Francesanap(tm) gifs, i’m completely transfixed.

The thing about Mike Francesa is that he will say the same thing at least 15 times in a single segment. In a single segment, that is, he will say the same thing 15 times. 15 times. The same thing. 15 times. That’s really the thing. Saying the thing. 15 times. He says it. 15 times. Really, just listen to him. If you…

I see those guys (and ladies) at bars all summer. Everyone at their table is a) dressed alike and b) wearing head to toe Harley branded clothing and accessories.

Thanks! It’s certainly ironic that angry Redditors have been dragging me all weekend for being a Blizzard shill because I criticized the petulant red-shirt guy on Twitter while at the same time I was digging into this story that Blizzard certainly didn’t want to come out.

Weird, this didn’t show up in the Games section. Good thing I scrolled down on the main page!

For my money, Resident Evil 7 in VR should be #1. It’s intense — too intense for most — but if you like horror there’s literally nothing like it. The immersion of VR ratchets up your body’s reaction to everything going on to…

I thought we agreed he beat off in the shower. 

You, I, Mark Whalberg, and every goddamned person reading this is fully and completely aware of the glaring omission in the 90 minute shower description. I’m glad you didn’t include it, but we all know.

Oh, it turns out the doctor was his mother, and the reason she couldn’t operate was she had puked and pissed on herself.

that story... what grown adult doesnt know when they are going to vom with advanced warning?! I get carsick and I know wayyyyy before I have reached Critical Puke Point that its gonna happen. 

Anyone else need some kind of diagram or power point to clarify who did what and how they were related in the Letter of the Week?

This guy, however, gets it.

should’ve shouted yo la tengo; learn your Mets history, Dom!

Texans’ obsession with beans not being part of Chili is absurd.

By their definition, SKYLINE would actually constitute chili.

I grew up in Texas and still don’t understand this take. Please add pinto, kidney, and black beans (drained and rinsed, of course) to your chili, people. Chili without beans is a condiment that kids put on their hotdogs.

You need to stop insisting on shallots as restaurant’s secret ingredients. It is butter, butter, and more butter.