I am by no means taking ownership side here but... maybe this is the “market” correcting for overvaluing older players in the post-PED era? Maybe Jake Arrieta’s skill set isn’t as valuable as he and the rest of the world thinks? Maybe wages ARE too high and wage growth is out of control?

I’m curious: what exactly is “all of this shit”? I’m seeing one off-season where GMs and owners are taking a break from the usual money orgy where (after the 2-3 big free agents sign) they freak out and throw bags of money at historically average players. This year’s top free agents are high-risk, moderate-reward…

Yeah, the problem here is the system is still hardwired around retroactively rewarding your performance when you finally hit FA, but there are no front offices left that believe that’s a smart way to spend money.

Haven’t been there in a while, but the Blue Comet in the Philly suburb of Glenside, Pa., used to have a single, small television high above one end of the bar. It was never turned on and it was covered by a sign that read, “Talk to the person next to you.” I miss the Blue Comet.

Buns are pre-cut, rolls are not.

What’s your take on including an original track on a Greatest Hits album?

Gary Ma’gary sounds like an awesome name and I’m disappointed you did not bless one of your children with its excellence.

I am wondering what else the doctor tried before he settled on “Jenny McCarthy’s half-brother with bad shirts.” But I have to figure he knew he hit it out of the ballpark the second he landed on this one.

Trump is the kid who always hit the reset button on the Super Nintendo right before you beat him at Street Fighter 2.

Nii-ugh. Hold on, Niiiiiaaaah. Nnnnnniiiiiiahhhh.

It only became unavailable after we posted it, and I can’t decide if that’s embarrassing or a smart commentary or both.

Y’all motherfuckers can accept Gravity, an entire movie based around this concept that’s supposed to take place in our universe with our physics, but can’t accept that Leia can use the force to move like 20 feet in zero-G.

The problem is no matter how good the actor may be(and Portman can act when given a good script), It wont fix how stupid the character was in the prequels. Not intellectual stupid but just who she was and what she did. Its like Lucas didn’t know how the fuck governments worked and was just writing himself in circles.…

No part of Phantom Menace worked

Most of the haters are just jumping on the bandwagon cuz it’s cool to hate bungie.

If it breaks, just download the templates that Nintendo will be freely making available, and make another one.

Well done Nintendo. Did not expect this AT ALL.

Truth. I wandered into my girlfriend’s place a few weeks ago while she was all bundled up in a blanket on the couch. She lifted her feet up to let me sit and whatever the hell was going on in the blanket escaped. I retched a little, and very few odors cause me to do that. Her insides are made out of a landfill.

I think people take the freedom to fart in relationships too far. While you certainly wouldnt leave someone for doing so, i’ve always tried to be in another room at the time, or some other way of obfuscating it. People who proudly and openly fart are little hitlers and i hope they die.

Not my state... I grew up in Ohio and am baffled by this. Do you actually wear these to the dance? How do you dance, don't people trip? What if your mum ribbons become hopelessly entangled in someone else's mum ribbons? Do you make them yourself or are there special mum-selling shops around? SO MANY QUESTIONS.